Reasons why Hitler had a compulsive disorder

[headvoid]

This is more like a mine field thread!

Here are the suggestions so far.

Hitler did have a compulsive disorder, he kept wanting to invade Poland.

I DEMAND MY CUTLERY IS NEATLY DISPLAYED AND THAT WE HAVE ANSCHLUSS WITH AUSTRIA

And he couldn't just kill a few jews, it had to be all of them...

that swastika IS SO DAMN SYMETRICAL!!!

Go!

 

[FBI parte due]

Swastikas aren't symmetrical, you dirty Jewish parasite!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're rotationally symmetrical!

 

[Cassie]

He could never get his mustache just right, which is why it was so small.

 

[Gagh]

Hitler had a compulsive disorder because he kept having dreams that Himmler and Goering were actually Russian Matryoshka nestling dolls, and then spent the rest of the day fighting the image of Himmler crawling up Goering's arse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "master race" was a metaphor for the mastery for his compulsive routines. Always strived for, never achieved.