Recount experiences with the supernatural here and I shall debunk them

[CaptainWacky]

GO

 

[Cassie]

When I was five swinging on the swingset with my little sister and another little girl from across the street we sang Jesus loves me over and over and then it thundered. There were no clouds in the sky.. IT WAS JESUS!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I was in a NC haunted cemetary in 2000 and a pinwheel that had been erected in lieu of flowers at a grave site started to spin mysteriously - BUT THERE WAS NO BREEZE!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

An old girlfriend of mine was briefly possessed by Gozer the Gozerian, but me and a couple of my buddies killed him and his giant Marshmallow Man henchman.

 

[Cassie]

px pls

 

[Big Dick McGee]

px pls

 

[CaptainWacky]

When I was five swinging on the swingset with my little sister and another little girl from across the street we sang Jesus loves me over and over and then it thundered. There were no clouds in the sky.. IT WAS JESUS!

Clouds aren't need for thunder.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was in a NC haunted cemetary in 2000 and a pinwheel that had been erected in lieu of flowers at a grave site started to spin mysteriously - BUT THERE WAS NO BREEZE!

Obviously there was some breeze or it was ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLEd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

An old girlfriend of mine was briefly possessed by Gozer the Gozerian, but me and a couple of my buddies killed him and his giant Marshmallow Man henchman.

Plot of ghostbusters.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I saw a ufo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw a ufo.

You may have seen something in the sky and not known what it was but it was not an alien spacecraft.

 

[Grammour Boy]

perhaps.

 

[Cassie]

Clouds are too needed for thunder, IT WAS JESUS! HALLELUJAH PASS THE CRACKPIPE!!

 

[FBI parte due]

A black man came out of a rift in space-time and raped me. There's no such thing as a rift in space-time.

 

[Loktar]

Gargamel stole my belly button lint.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Both "joke" replies.

 

[headvoid]

If I lie on my arm for a long time it feels like it belongs to my long dead father.

 

[curiousa2z]

How are UFOs "supernatural"?
Given the mathematical probablility that we are not alone in the universe, they are more likely to exist than "ghosts" are. Whatever you deem ghosts to be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

True.

 

[Cassie]

UFO's are supernatural if the aliens inside have magical powers and turn you into cheese after anally probing you with their big big anal probes.