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Redneck/White Trash Quote of the Day

Dr Dave

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"You took me away from fishing" -Some guy on Jerry Springer
 
This guy was more white trash then redneck.
 
Red Neck girl turns 16. She wants to borrow daddy's pick up truck to take her girlfriends into town. Asks daddy can she barrah the teruck? daddy says , well, if'n you wants to barrah mah teruck, you gots to go down on me first. At first red neck girls refuses, but her friends talk her into it. While she's down there, she saiys, daddy, your dick dun tastes lahk shiyutt. daddy says.... well, that's just cause your brutha barrah'd the teruck this morniun.
 
"I'm onna check mah nuts." My stepfather, Roy.
 
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