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Tisiphone

Tisiphone

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So, I'm turning down my street yesterday and I can't get past the side cars which consist of a couple of cop cars and ambulances, and a house is cordoned off with the dreaded yellow tape. At this point, I just think the house has a gas leak, but then about an hour later I hear the helicopters hovering. And hovering. And hovering. So, I'm like...WTF? So I walk outside, and come to find out there are TWO FUCKING DEAD BODIES IN THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET, AND THEY'VE BEEN TIED UP AND STABBED.

Did I mention that my street is on the same street as my town's police station, and the house in question was only fifty feet away from it? That takes a lot of balls.

So, a little creepy, and I noticed when I left for work at 3:45 this morning that I wasn't the only one who had kept a light on in the house.
 
I passed by a similar type of scene (but without the bodies)

Someone had tried to ram the door of a strip bar in a stolen car. They were just cross they couldn't get in. I mean, how stupid is that? I mean, as if they were going to be able to get in after the ramming.

Criminals are normally stupid.
 
Well I guess this makes the fact that some kids threw a small carton of curry and a slice of dairy lee at our front door last night pale by comparison.
 
Although the combination is interesting.

Was the dairy products to calm the palate after the curry?
 
^thoughtful vandals!


Gods, that's awful Tisi!! Right on your own street? I'd have a light on too.
Was it drugs or a domestic issue?
 
They aren't releasing anything like that yet, so who knows. Whoever did it, they knew the person because there was no sign of a forced entry.
 
There was a drug dealer murdered at the top of our street. They chopped him up and scattered his fingers through the park apparently (according to the kids on the street who may have claimed to have found the fingers too.)
 
The only murder scene I was close to was when I visited my younger sister in Vancouver and some woman was stabbed to death the night before at one of those ATM machines -we walked by regularily,[during the day] - presumably by some hop-head after she took money out of the machine. They were all in there in their forensic suits getting evidence when I walked by the next morning. It's right open to the bloody street so you could see the blood all over the floor. Poor woman.

Call me paranoid but taking out money at an ATM machine (no door) AT NIGHT, BY ONESELF, IN EAST VANCOUVER, [Junkie Capital of Canada] seemed a tad...unwise.
I expect those were among her last thoughts as well.
 
Uhm. Well, we had a pretty big fire in my town on Sunday that could be seen 50-60 miles away. I live 5 minutes from it.

Yeah. Doesn't compare. *Leaves thread*
 
There was another murder in my small town. Sounds like a drug deal gone bad. Damned country!
 
Those junkies need to get back to junkaria where they belong!
 
Unfortunately my community has been seeing a higher than average murder rate this year. Seems to be a vendetta feud going on. Good news is none of them are after me.
 
I stubbed my toe last night.






















That was a filthy lie.
 
You don't even have toes.
 
Tisiphone said:
There was another murder in my small town. Sounds like a drug deal gone bad. Damned country!
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Were his fingers scattered around the area?
 
Tisi, could be Mexican drug lords, exacting revenge on local college students for staying away from Cabo and Cancun this year.
 
BASTARDS
 
i had sex with a salad bodies everywhere...
 
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