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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

21) Chuck Norris made a commercial for Big Salty Dogs.
 
22) Chuck Norris was once in the cast of the Broadway play Cats.
 
23) Chuck Norris is BROWSING.
 
24) Chuck Norris was the stunt double for William Shatner in the series TJ Hooker.
 
25) Chuck Norris made up more lies about Tom Cruise. One of those lies was "Tom Cruise molests underage grapes." He tried to delete it from the list but he was too late, so he blamed Leonard Nimoy.
 
26) Chuck Norris is Tom Cruise's pilates coach.
 
27) Chuck Norris once watched the DS9 episode "If Wishes Were Horses" eight times in one day.
 
28) Chuck Norris sees dead people, because he kills them
 
29) Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Jeff Jarrett so hard at Survivor Series '94 that he did a headstand (actually true!)
 
30) Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for playing Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger.
 
31) Chuck Norris has accidentally knocked out his own cock several times while wanking
 
They were rejected for a reason.
 
a GAY reason
 
32) Chuck Norris gives really amazing head, such immaculate ball work!
 
33) Chuck Norris likes the Spice Girls...IN PIECES.
 
34) Chuck Norris once exhumed Princess Di and removed her boobies to use them in a Frankenbride he was building DUDE that's kinda fucked up.
 
35) Chuck Norris tells me to burn things!
 
36) Chuck Norris can a turn a coal into a diamond with his asscheeks. He gave his wife an assdiamond necklace for Christmas 3 years in a row.
 
Wait that's 2 facts!
 
38 ) Chuck Norris is now the number one cause of death in America!
 
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