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Rejected (or not) Dr Dave fact list!

20) Doctor Dave just voted for Emilia 23 times.
 
21) Dr Dave once bet a cat he found on a hand of blackjack.
 
22) Dr Dave collects fish skeletons and uses the bones to choke old widows after marrying them to collect life insurance and inherit all their worldly goods to fund his campaign of traveling to the Fortress of Solitude to gather a few Kryptonian crystals for the sole use of using them to create a new land mass and murder BILLIONS and become even richer at which point he will run for president of what's left of the United States and win after bribing his way to the top simply so he can pool the world's resources and construct a time machine so he can alter the time line to resurrect his dead wife, again murdering BILLIONS, in the mere hope he can do her in the butt.
 
She had a nice ass...

23)Dr Dave likes pot pies.
 
24) The character Bender in Futurama was based on Doctor Dave right down to the smallest detail (he's a robot.)
 
25) Dr Dave was here before the Universe was born, and he'll be here after it dies!
 
26) Doctor Dave often starts threads in LONAF's No Holds Barred forum "as a joke". In reality, he loves every single human being on the planet equally and is in fact parodying that love by starting apparent fights.
 
27) Dr Dave has over 47 children spread across six families and four states.
 
28)Dr Dave was in a lesbian bar not long ago.
 
29) Doctor Dave invented lesbianism "to give the ladies something to do while the men are out fighting wars."
 
30) Dr Dave has a kiosk in the mall where he sells foot massages.. he actually massages people with his feet.
 
31) Doctor Dave goes to bed at the exact same time every night to maintain integrity.
 
32] Dr Dave once punched the Prime Minister of England in the head.
 
33) Dr Dave can create a working model of the uterus using only those really long thin balloons
 
34) Doctor Dave believes that England has a seperate Prime Minister from the rest of the UK.
 
35} Dr Dave once played baseball in France with a baguette and a rolled up crossiant
 
36) Dr Dave used to pretend he was a private detective when he was 8 years old and solve crimes in his neighborhood. He had to stop cos he got tired of the "if it hadn't been for you pesky kid" comments he kept getting.
 
37) Dr Dave has 6 superfluous nipples.
 
38) Doctor Dave has three apparently superfluous penises, but he puts them to good use.
 
39)Dr Dave once got in a sexy AIM fight with Starbys
 
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