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Rejected (or not) Dr Dave fact list!

40) Dr Dave talks from his BUTTOCKS!
 
41) Doctor Dave is Ben's man on the boat.
 
42)Dr Dave is both the answer and the question.
 
43) Dr. Dave has been the sole driving force behind the politics of Melanesia since January 13, 1987.
 
44.) Dr.Dave spells his name with an "F" and a "U" often times to confuse the masses.
 
45) Doctor Dave had developed a cure for Asperger's in his lab but is holding it back because "the world needs nerds."
 
46)Dr Dave plans to bring back Phrenology.
 
47.) Dr. Dave was a sit in for the part on Linus in Charlie Brown.
 
48) Doctor Dave is a fiesty redhead.
 
49)Dr Dave suggested you go to rehab, but you said no no no.
 
50) Doctor Dave isn't even a real DAve.
 
51)Dr Dave likes your hair.
 
52) Dr Dave pays all the movie companies and TV stations to implant subliminal PILLZ advertisements into childrens movies/programming.
 
53) The number 53 is in fact the number of hookers Dave has killed and transported in the trunk of his car.
 
54) Doctor Dave is so tall that he can't live like a normal person.
 
55) Dr Dave saves his toenail clippings in a mason jar. When the jar is full, he crushes them into a powder and sprinkles it on peoples spaghetti when they aren't looking.
 
56) Doctor Dave eats things.
 
57) Dr Dave is always watching us.
 
58) Doctor Dave is so fucking drunk right now that he can harldy gsfhsdj
 
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