Rejected Quantum Leap episodes

[CaptainWacky]

'Life Begins At Conception' - Sam leaps into the body of his own father...right as Sam is about to be conceived! Will Sam pull out and erase his own existence or continue to have sex with his mother?

'The Leap Homo' - Sam leaps into a gay man and instantly begins sleeping with various male partners and enjoying it, to the disgust of Al. Hard hitting subplot about AIDS included of course.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Where Have Your Teeth Gone, Joe DiMaggio?" -- Sam leaps into Marilyn Monroe as she settles into domestic life with the demanding, drinking, spaghetti-sucking, battering baseball legend.

 

[whisky]

"wall of sound" Sam leaps into the body of Phil Spector, accidentally discharging the gun he was holding in a B movie stars mouth

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Q-pidity" - Sam leaps into Vash in the middle of her Robin Hood fantasy with Picard. He rejects Picard AND Q, and sits in his dungeon cell for a month playing with his titses.

 

[Gagh]

"A Wife Less Ordinary" - Sam leaps into the body of Mrs Colombo, wife of an LAPD Homicide Squad Detective. Every mirror he looks in mysteriously fails to show him Mrs Colombo's true reflection, and every time he attempts to get close to Detective Colombo, he mysteriously reappears at the Colombo family house.

Meanwhile, Ziggy is raped by Twikki from Buck Rogers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

'Sam Leap Into A Monkey Again' - Sam leaps into a monkey again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sam Makes the Big Leap - Sam has to just lay there while LEAPCAT69 wreaks havoc on his booty.

 

[Dual]

Leap Through the 4th Wall: Sam leaps into you, the viewer, as you're watching the episode.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't Fear the Leaper - Sam has to leap into a member of Blue Oyster Cult and inspire him to use the cowbell before he is fired and goes on a homicidal rampage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

'Double Trouble' - Sam leaps into one twin and Al into the other, somehow. But nothing interesting really happens beyond this gimmick.

 

[whisky]

"Leaping Lizards" Sam leaps into a gorn, hilarity ensues.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Kwanten Leap" - Sam ditches Al and leaps on a plane to Australia to have crazy sexy sex with Jason Stackhouse.

 

[headvoid]

Come Dine with me

Sam finds himself leaping into being a waiter at a 1940's Cafe. This has nothing to do with the fact they can get cheap sets. He discovers that the waiter will meet Robert Oppenheimer who will see the solution to Project Manhattan in a spillage of Tomato Ketchup. Sam endlessly practices the spillage to try and get it right but in the end it doesn't really matter. He also inspires a little boy who will grow up to be Elvis Presley.

 

[CaptainWacky]

'Twin Trouble Two: We Are Siamese If You Please!' - Sam leaps into one part of a Siamese twin...just as the other half dies! Ziggy tells him that his dead twin has to help a little girl get over her fear of horses and Sam embarks on a Weekend At Bernie's style puppetereeing job with his dead side.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Motorboat Those Nips" -- Sam leaps into the historic flag-planting at Iwo Jima, but in doing so causes all the men to trip over adn drop the flag. He has to get them lined up exactly as they were before, or else history will be rewritten to the point where Lost in Translation takes place in Hoboken, NJ, starring Jackie Chan and some Japanese girl with big hooters.

 

[Ishcabittle]

"Look Before You, Hack" (series finale) - Sam leaps into Michael Crichton with the full manuscript of Congo laid out before him, handwritten on napkins, bits of paper, and other various bits of junk. To leap out, he must somehow amass all of the scribblings into a cohesive, artful, and intellectually stimulating novel. Al and Ziggy can't help. Sam eventually dies.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Quantum Leper" Sam has just two days to make a major astrophysics breakthrough before his body falls apart due to leprosy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

'Scum' - Sam leaps into someone who has never contributed anything to society nor ever had an original though. In the end he figures out that suicide is the only way to leap and hangs himself. Dark episode.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"SOCKS FOR COCKS 5" Sam jumps into the body of a gay porn star as he is right in the middle of a shoot. Al watches. The rest of the episode is just a gay porn with Scott Bakula.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Pom Pom Creep" Sam jumps into the body of a lecherous high school cheerleading coach. All seems harmless until Ziggy discovers that Sam's rapebaby with one of the underage cheerleaders will grow up to be none other than Dick Van Dyke. Will Sam refuse to submit to history's demands and destroy a young girls life, or will he do THE RIGHT THING and rape, rape, and rape again (Al read that tip in a "how to knock up a cheerleader" guide).