REMEMBER THE SERIES DON'T WAIT UP WITH NIGEL HAVERS AND OTHER BLOKE AS FATHER & SON

[Gagh]

DOCTOERS? YEAH WELL, BANICEK, QUINCY, COLOMBO, CADFAEL & TAGGART ALL BIT THE NUTS OFF OF F HAVERS BEFORE HE MADE THAT FUCKING SERIES JUST TO PROVE HOW FUCKING HARDCORE HE IS WHEN HE FUCKING ACTS, AND THAT ANTHONY HEAD IS JUST A FUCKING HAVERS RIP OFF COS HE HAS NEVER HAD HIS NUTS BITTEN OFF BY FICTIONAL DETECTIVES IN ORDER TO METHOD ACT A BORING DOCTOR IN A SHORT LIVED MID TO LATE 80'S BBC COMEDY SERIES OK????

 

[Mentalist]

CADFAEL KNOCKED UP MY AUNTIE IN THE 70'S AND BATTERED MY COUSIN WITH A BAG OF SHILLINGS SCREAMING "YOU FUCKING MONKEY BASKET" OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

HE WAS ALSO A WELL KNOWN LIFTER OF KP NUTS IN VARIOUS THRESHERS CHAINS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. IT ONCE GOT SO OUT OF ORDER, THATCHER SENT NORMAN LAMONT TO INVESTIGATE, BUT CADFAEL MINDMELDED WITH HIM, AND HE WENT AND STOLE A FUCKING SHIT LOAD OF SPIRITS FROM A HACKNEY BRANCH, JUST SO CADFAEL COULD BATHE HIS SHAVE TESTICLES(COS FUCKED UP MONKS SHAVE THEIR NUTS) IN HARDCORE VODKA THEN SET LIGHT TO THEM WHILST SCREAMING "COME CHECK OUT THE MONK'S BEACON, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES ARRRRRRRRRRGH MOTORHEAD ACE OF SPADES DEATH FUKKA!!!!"