Request: I require one of the organic meatbags to allow me full access to the board

[HK-47]

Suggestion: The sooner the better.

 

[Shatna]

I wanna see his shtick first.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Too many comic books can warp a young fragile mind.

And how!

 

[HK-47]

Statement: I am programmed to serve one master. The meatbag Shatna replied to me first.

*Input Shatna, new master approved.*

HK-47 is ready to serve, master.

 

[The Question]

^^Jesus Christ, as if we needed more Fucking Stupid here. :roll:

 

[Neil]

Are you a fully-functional, full-"servicing" robot with all the... *ahem* parts?

 

[HK-47]

^^Jesus Christ, as if we needed more Fucking Stupid here. :roll:

Request: Can I disembowel this meatbag now, master? It is a hobby of mine.

 

[Neil]

My bowels don't need 'dissing' by the likes of YOU, you Cuisinart.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Request: Can I disembowel this meatbag now, master? It is a hobby of mine.

Apparently no one here heard of KOTOR. Although, if we're going to have an assasin droid, Maybe he could hunt down Luci and all of his duals?

 

[HK-47]

My bowels don't need 'dissing' by the likes of YOU, you Cuisinart.

Retraction: I found a more worthy target of disembowelment.

 

[HK-47]

Apparently no one here heard of KOTOR. Although, if we're going to have an assasin droid, Maybe he could hunt down Luci and all of his duals?

Query: Are you one of Revans ilk, meatbag?

 

[Shatna]

HK-47! I order you to inflitrate and take command of this board and bring the admin passwords to me! Soon, I shall rule Tk and none of these petty mortals can stop me!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAAAA!!




What was that about too many comic books?

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

You might be careful Shatna. Most of HK-47's masters tend to....expire.

 

[Shatna]

gulp

 

[HK-47]

HK-47! I order you to inflitrate and take command of this board and bring the admin passwords to me! Soon, I shall rule Tk and none of these petty mortals can stop me!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAAAA!!




What was that about too many comic books?

Query: Will there be blood, master? Who is my first target.

 

[HK-47]

You might be careful Shatna. Most of HK-47's masters tend to....expire.

Clarification: I am unable to kill my masters. The previous ones died.. Indirectly.

 

[Shatna]

Query: Will there be blood, master? Who is my first target.

I dunno, pick one!

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Shatna!! Have him sing "I'm a little teapot!" Have him sing "I'm a little teapot" dammit!

 

[Sarek]

Query:Who is my first target.

Try self termination.

 

[HK-47]

I dunno, pick one!

Commentary: An indiscriminate killer for a master. HK-47 approves of this meatba... Human. Sorry, master.