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Request: I require one of the organic meatbags to allow me full access to the board

Observation: the homage to assasinating poorly is simply afraid someone will discover who put him back together this time.
 
HK-47 said:
Oganic detection: HK-50 organic meatbag in disguise. Ssgt Sniper -- Verified.
Statement: Since I assume you have by now looked down and realized your mistake, would you care to take another guess has-been?
 
LOL @ this thread.

Hey, HK-50. Assuming you're not the same person as HK-47 it's pretty bad form to copy someones dual directly like this and then call them a has-been.


I think it's pretty funny, I'm a huge fan of KOTOR and HK-47 was a memorable character.


If the Bill & Ted duals would just come back now :(
 
Mentalist said:
LOL @ this thread.

Hey, HK-50. Assuming you're not the same person as HK-47 it's pretty bad form to copy someones dual directly like this and then call them a has-been.


I think it's pretty funny, I'm a huge fan of KOTOR and HK-47 was a memorable character.


If the Bill & Ted duals would just come back now :(
Condescending Statement: If the 47 unit had not managed to get himself disassembled in so many different ways, my exsistence would not have been required.

Statement: Alas, he's more full of rust and corrosion than anything like assasination protocols at this point.

Declaration: If you wish, I shall leave this board, and its organics, to their normal devices.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Looks like the one ran the other off. And I was so looking forward to them dueling at ten paces.

True, both of them bickering at eachother could have some comedy value.
 
HK-47 said:

Clueless: Okay, so, like, I was once owned by this senator, y'know, and, like, he was totally into bad stuff, and junk? And so, like, he had some gambling debts? Which is, like, totally so not cool? And he, like, had people sending out these totally righteous bounty hunters after him? Like, what a bummer, right? So then he, like, sent me to totally deal with them and I was all "Fer sure, boss. Whatever you say." So, like, there were two of them, and I was all "You meatbags are, like, totally boned"? And they were all, like, "We want the money, you stupid Droid!" Like, hel-lo, rude much? So, I was all, like, barf out cuz these guys were just totally grody, and I was all "Prepare to, like, die, flesh-puppies." And they were all, like, totally not buying it, and they were all "No way." And I was like, "Way." And they were all, like, "No way. We could take you." And I was like, "Like, I am so sure. Like, omigawd, I've got this, like, mega huge blaster rifle, and if you don't, like, leave right now, I'm gonna, like, totally blow your heads off." And they were, like, "Okay, we're outta here." So I was all, like, "That's super-super awesome. Thanks, guys, you rule." Like, can you imagine? I mean, the nerve of those guys, like, trying to put me out of a job. Like, it was grody to the max! Gag me with a spoon! Like, omigawd, I am so sure! So step off, bizzatch. I'll pimp slap you with this here titanium back hand into the middle of next week, kay? *shhhnap*

^^ too long didn't read it!
 
One of these:

aerialhk.jpg


Or one of the little tiny barstids?
 
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