requirements for a cool film

[whisky]

1: guns, preferably held in both hands while the hero jumps sideways towards a very uncomfortable landing

2: explosions

3: car flips, possibly combined with explosions

4: tits

5: kung fu

6: sci fi elements

7: hot babes, hopefully combined with 4

8: swearing



Have I missed anything?

A story was left out deliberately.

 

[Gagh]

9: Christopher Walken

 

[whisky]

10: Michael Ironside

 

[Seph]

11. not having nicolas cage

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of those things are cool.

 

[Gagh]

12. None of the things Wacky doesn't want.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

13. Shakespeare quoting German villain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

14. Giant evil mechanical versions of characters.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

15. Main character who was orphaned as a child, but has risen above his tragic beginnings to become the best at whatever it is he does.

 

[Dr Dave]

16.Hats for bats.

 

[Seph]

17. ...