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Resolutions.

Sardonica said:
--Visit Chernobyl
--Put an addition on the house
--Buy a new motorcycle
--Finish a writing a particularly personal novel that's been in the works for a decade
--Sign with a film agent
--Meditate more
--Do lots of camping with my kids

You need to put an addition on to your shack, er I mean house?? By motorcyle you no doubt mean bicycle. What is the name of the novel? How to become a faggot in 4 days?? Ah yes. Sign with a film agent for stars of gay porn. You could do well in that field I would daresay. How is it possible for you to 'meditate' without any firing neurons? Do you not mean you should 'medicate' more? Yes. Go camping in an area that is open for hunting season. Save some deer.
 
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