CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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Jabba stuff isn't that intersting, starting with just 3PO being annoying and R2 was a bad idea.
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Yoda's death lame, makes a big show of dramitically saying ther'es another Skywalker, as though it's going to be a big mystery, then Obi-Wan just tells Luke it's Leia right away anyway.
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Mon Mothma: Many Bothans died for this information.
WTF!?
Why send Luke to Endor instead of having him attack the Death Star, given that he destroyed the last one?
fasd NODDOE
Speederbiker chase is fun but still the weakest "middle of the movie action scene" from the entire series.
HERECOMETHEEWOKS
I'll just say it: I like Ewoks. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to. You hear me? A HEART OF STONE!
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Vader doesn't do anything "badass" in the whole movie.
fdggggggg YADDLE
JETHRO IS A SPACESUIT
Being captured by Ewoks bit is a bit gay, luke could have just killed them all easily BUT I SUPPOSE he wanted to find a diplomatic solution like his mother Padme would GOOD CONTINUITY THERE isn't it weird to think Natalie Portman is Luke's mother YEPPER IT SURE IS
I hope people are still reading.
3PO telling the Ewoks the story so far WITH SOUNDS EFFECTS is, for some reason, one of my favourite moments in all six movies. And the Ewok snuggling Han and R2 SHOOTING THE EWOK UP THE JACKSIE LOL! Fucking class.
CARRIE FISHER'S ACTING ON THE BRIDGE SCENE IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING PORTMAN DID IN THE PREQULES. "Hold me!" NOT UNLESS YOU LEARN HOW TO ACT! And where did her balls go? She wans't very Leia lik the entire movie, apart from strangling BIG JABBA THE FUCK.
ITU'S A TRAP!!!11111
Space Battle: Absolutely faultless excellent fantastic great stuff effects still hold up Wedge kicks ass Lando and that midget rule YEAH BABY, WHOO WEE!
YOUREBELSCUM
Planet Battle: Lovely stuff. Love seeing the Ewoks in action AND SOME OF THEM GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM AND ONE DIED SO IT'S NOT ALL UNREALISTIC. Chewie does the TARZAN CRY thing but people complained when the Wookiee in ROTS did it. :roll:
Luke/Emperor/Vader: First McDiarimid is a FUCKING GREAT ACTOR and SCOTTISH and everything and he rules here with his line delivery "PITIFUL LITTLE BAND!" BUT if I hadn't seen the prequels I might wonder what the big deal is with this crazy old git, GOOD JOB THE PREQUELS HAPPENED THEN ISN'T IT.
light sabre fight sucks compared to Empire, cool music when Luke starts kicking ass though.
Emperor's death: Meh, I wish Vader had like force-chokeslammed him into the bottomless pit or something.
A lot of people whine that it doesn't matter since Lando destroyed the Death Star and they would have died anyway BUT if you actually THINK for a minute remember that Luke got off in time so OBVIOUSLY the Emperor would have been able to as well since he's a fucking forcegod.
Last line is "he's my brother" LAME
Ewok party is fun WHAT'S WITH LANDO CLAPPING LIKE A FAG AT THE VERY END THOUGH!?
Yes it might be the weakest of the SIX movies but it's still better than Corpse Bride SO I LOVE JEDI WHOOO
7/10
Jabba stuff isn't that intersting, starting with just 3PO being annoying and R2 was a bad idea.
asnldghasdIGG389hasgsdg
Yoda's death lame, makes a big show of dramitically saying ther'es another Skywalker, as though it's going to be a big mystery, then Obi-Wan just tells Luke it's Leia right away anyway.
asjs RANCORN GAY
rasd
Mon Mothma: Many Bothans died for this information.
WTF!?
Why send Luke to Endor instead of having him attack the Death Star, given that he destroyed the last one?
fasd NODDOE
Speederbiker chase is fun but still the weakest "middle of the movie action scene" from the entire series.
HERECOMETHEEWOKS
I'll just say it: I like Ewoks. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to. You hear me? A HEART OF STONE!
lafgalsgdfsg agf BLAH BALH PADME WAS HOTTER THAN LEEAI
Vader doesn't do anything "badass" in the whole movie.
fdggggggg YADDLE
JETHRO IS A SPACESUIT
Being captured by Ewoks bit is a bit gay, luke could have just killed them all easily BUT I SUPPOSE he wanted to find a diplomatic solution like his mother Padme would GOOD CONTINUITY THERE isn't it weird to think Natalie Portman is Luke's mother YEPPER IT SURE IS
I hope people are still reading.
3PO telling the Ewoks the story so far WITH SOUNDS EFFECTS is, for some reason, one of my favourite moments in all six movies. And the Ewok snuggling Han and R2 SHOOTING THE EWOK UP THE JACKSIE LOL! Fucking class.
CARRIE FISHER'S ACTING ON THE BRIDGE SCENE IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING PORTMAN DID IN THE PREQULES. "Hold me!" NOT UNLESS YOU LEARN HOW TO ACT! And where did her balls go? She wans't very Leia lik the entire movie, apart from strangling BIG JABBA THE FUCK.
ITU'S A TRAP!!!11111
Space Battle: Absolutely faultless excellent fantastic great stuff effects still hold up Wedge kicks ass Lando and that midget rule YEAH BABY, WHOO WEE!
YOUREBELSCUM
Planet Battle: Lovely stuff. Love seeing the Ewoks in action AND SOME OF THEM GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM AND ONE DIED SO IT'S NOT ALL UNREALISTIC. Chewie does the TARZAN CRY thing but people complained when the Wookiee in ROTS did it. :roll:
Luke/Emperor/Vader: First McDiarimid is a FUCKING GREAT ACTOR and SCOTTISH and everything and he rules here with his line delivery "PITIFUL LITTLE BAND!" BUT if I hadn't seen the prequels I might wonder what the big deal is with this crazy old git, GOOD JOB THE PREQUELS HAPPENED THEN ISN'T IT.
light sabre fight sucks compared to Empire, cool music when Luke starts kicking ass though.
Emperor's death: Meh, I wish Vader had like force-chokeslammed him into the bottomless pit or something.
A lot of people whine that it doesn't matter since Lando destroyed the Death Star and they would have died anyway BUT if you actually THINK for a minute remember that Luke got off in time so OBVIOUSLY the Emperor would have been able to as well since he's a fucking forcegod.
Last line is "he's my brother" LAME
Ewok party is fun WHAT'S WITH LANDO CLAPPING LIKE A FAG AT THE VERY END THOUGH!?
Yes it might be the weakest of the SIX movies but it's still better than Corpse Bride SO I LOVE JEDI WHOOO
7/10
