Rhyno "wins" Nobel Peace Prize

[CaptainWacky]

"Popular" "professional" "wrestler" Rhyno today claimed that HE had won the Nobel Peace Prize, not Al Gore. "WHEN I TOOK A LOOK AT THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING AND SAW 'GORE WINS PEACE PRIZE' I KNEW THAT SHIT HAD TO BE ABOUT ME WINNING THE PRIZE FOR MY FUCKDAMN FINISHING MOVE THE GORE AND I DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE PRIZE BECAUSE IT WAS TOO FUCKING SUH-WEET AN OFFER TO REJECT!" Rhyno then marched down to the White House and demanded a Nobel Peace Prize from "MISTER FUCKING PRESIDENT, GEORGE DOUBLE WANK BUSHFUCKER!" When it was explained to him that the White House was no responsible for handing out such prizes, Rhyno gored everyone in sight.

"I couldn't believe it," said popular (no quotation marks this time!) actor Adam Baldwin. "He just started goring people! He went to gore me but I stepped to the side and he hit the turnbuckles. Close though!"

Rhyno was later shot dead by a police marksman. In the neck.

Jimmy Smitt was not available for anything.

 

[Gagh]

He was forced to job the prize back to Orton the same knight though

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worse, Jeff Jarrett.

 

[Gagh]

Worse, Zeke from Neighbours.

 

[curiousa2z]

such are the times we live in.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was hoping the Nobel Peace Prize would be awarded to whoever won the monsters ball...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worse, Zeke from Neighbours.

Rachel has been placed on the "BARELY LEGAL HOTTIE ALERT" list by NATO.

 

[Gagh]

Tracey Beaker appears next month as an underage prostitute Lou picks up whilst looking for men on Bondai Beach, so he can get used to a tighter opening.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The girl from Sarah Jane Adventures added too...I'm given this too much thought.