Ric Flair to replace Dermot O'Leary as BBLB host

[CaptainWacky]

"WHOOO! THAT'S RIGHT YOU SUMBITCHES! WHEN THE BBC PHONED ME UP, WHOO, AND ASKED ME TO HOST YOUR GREAT SHOW, BIG LITTLE BROTHER'S LITTLE BIG BROTHER, WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HERSELF ON THE PHONE! WHOOO! I SLEPT WITH HER ONCE, IN THE FORTIES! WHOOO! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, I ACCEPTED RIGHT AWAY, WHOOO! I MIGHT NOT WRESTLE ANYMORE, BUT I CAN STILL KICK ASS AS PRESENT OF THE UK'S NUMBER ONE TELEVISION SHOW, WHOO! WHAT'S IT ABOUT ANYWAY...what? People living in a house? For thirteen weeks? That's it? I have to talk about that? What the fuck? I'm a wrestling legend! You expect me to...well, yes, I've already signed a contract, but...DAMN IT! WHOOO! WELL, I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION, I GUESS! WHOOO! AND IF ANY YOUNG BRITISH GIRLS WANT TO RIDE SPACE MOUTAIN, COME ON DOWN TO THE STUDIO! WHOOOO! PLEASE! IT MAY BE THE OLDEST RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT IT'S STILL GO THE LONGEST LINE! WHOOO! I hate my life."

Davina McCall was not available for gurning.

 

[whisky]

I'm sure if Davina did comment, a little bit of pee would come out

 

[CaptainWacky]

GENIUS BIG BROTHER, GENIUS!

 

[Tisiphone]

I saw the fight between Flair and Shawn Michaels. An obvious publicity stunt, but now Batista is out for Shawn's blood!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

KEEP THE MEMORIES ALIVE

 

[Tisiphone]

I LOVE YOU

*kick to the face*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shawn is very good at the acting side of things. Though I'm sure he was genuniely upset by Flair's retirement.