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RIP 2 Broke Girls.

It lived a full life, on its own terms
Soon it'll be buried, and eaten by worms

Kat Dennings can star in the Cat Cleaners spin-off now!
 
It lasted 5 more seasons than I thought it would. I tip my hat to them all.
 
They kind of ran out of things to do after about 2-3 years.
 
Never stopped 2 and a Half Men!
 
Kat Dennings standing in front of a brick wall playing Animal Crossing for half an hour would be better than 2 and a Half Men (and most things.)
 
That is true.
 
If Kat Dennings finds herself destitute and in need of a place to stay I have a few spare rooms.
 
She'll be just fine. She was a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. She is one of THE CHOSEN ONES.
 
Her top five ranking in the last Wacky Hot One Hundred will help too.
 
The CW should hire them to do a vampire spinoff called "Two Dead Girls." Or zombies. I guess vampires are kind of passe these days?
 
2 Dead Zombie Superhero Girls.
 
No Loktar, just no.
 
You could always buy more cups.
 
For girls to poop in!

(this joke brought to you courtesy of Robert Schmigel and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.)

God I love poop jokes. Maybe someday I'll bring my "Coffee Makes Me Poop" mug to work.
 
If you were in charge of NASA, what would be your #1 priority?
 
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