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RIP MY BALLZ OFF OR TEAR MY HEART OUT

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
A human being was not meant to have both
 
Well I've got a pair of balls in my pocket actually-they aren't being used, I borrowed them from somebody else, or was I supposed to be watching them? Either way-I have more balls than heart, so here, you can have them ok!
 
No thank you Love Child, you may keep your balls.
 
I always assumed you had no balls anyway, Pickle.
 
ZOMG CUZ I'M SUCH A WHINY EMO BITCH, RIGHT?
 
I never said that, but you did.
 
I say it alot.

Trying to build an image n such.

I do have balls tho, you may suck on them.

If you promise not to bite ;)
 
I've already spat out two cherry pips today, thanks.
 
Is it dawn over there yet?
 
Way past dawn it's 7 in the morning already.

Maybe I'll stay up and watch HELLBOY 2 today?
 
Wow. You weren't kidding about having no life. You've just sat up an entire night, right through dawn with no sleep?

Fuck. Thanks for making me feel better about the time I spend wasting time in wasting my time by wasting time on here.
 
I usually sleep during the day.

But yeah, I'm probably a bigger time waster than you.

Feel good about yourself :D
 
Oh. I see.
 
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