RL is just something to do when not spamming

[CaptainWacky]

THE STARGATE?

 

[Dr Dave]

What is this gate made of?

 

[Cassie]

Barbed wire and angry wasps

 

[Dr Dave]

He can easy get through that!

 

[Cassie]

drunk gay redneck wasps?

 

[Dr Dave]

They would just end up letting him in

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy new year

 

[Dr Dave]

Good day of MF spaming.

 

[Cassie]

I like your new av Dr Dave!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DINNA WANT TA WORK I WANT TA BANG ON THUH DRRRRRRUM ALL DAIE LADDIE

 

[Dr Dave]

I like your new av Dr Dave!

Thanks, the only thing it could be missing is a mini Emma Watson being taken into the ship.

 

[Cassie]

Sometimes I go out back, where we keep the livestock, and hope that an alien ship will stop by.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What would you do if you went out there one day to find an alien anally probing a calf?

A PAEDO BESTIALISTIC RAPING ALIEN! WHAT WOULD YOU DO, CASSIE?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!

 

[Cassie]

WEll first I'd ask the alien if he/she/it would like a beer with that, then I'd steal the ship!

 

[curiousa2z]

pretty good plan; but where would we forward your mail to?

 

[Loktar]

pretty good plan; but where would we forward your mail to?

Uranus?

 

[Cassie]

I'll have super fast internets on my new space ship, so everyone can just email me my mail!! Then I'll start abducting the aliens and anally probing them so they can see what it's like.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can't people just find a nice dildo/vibrator assortment and a willing friend?

 

[Cassie]

Tell that to the aliens!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe if we filled the forests with gift bags of sex toys, like they give out at the Oscars (without the sex toys), the aliens would just take them and go?