ROBBIE BURNS HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!

[curiousa2z]

the slut.



January 25, 1759

Scottish poet Robert Burns is born on this day in 1759. The day is still celebrated by Burns fans across the English-speaking world, with high-spirited "Robert Burns Night" feasts, featuring haggis and other Scottish delicacies, as well as enthusiastic drinking, toasting, and speechmaking.

Burns, the son of a poor farmer, received little formal schooling but read extensively. A restless, dissatisfied spirit, he fell in love with a young woman named Jean Armour in the mid-1780s but refused to marry her when she became pregnant. The pair endured a legal struggle, at the end of which the courts declared Burns legally single-but he later married Armour anyway. Eventually, the couple had nine children, the last one born on the day of Burns' funeral.

Burns published his first poetry collection, Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect, in 1786, and he quickly became the darling of elite Edinburgh intellectuals.

Perhaps more famous for his lively lyrics in the Scottish dialect than for his longer, more literary poems, Burns is still beloved and celebrated today as the author of the New Year's anthem, "For Auld Lang Syne."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rabbie.

 

[curiousa2z]

thanks.

 

[Gagh]

Alex Salmond will celebrate Burns Night by raping a blind Christian pensioner in front of some Muslim clerics who paid him backhanders to do it, but have a giant projector throw a huge Scottish Flag over it in his attempt to brainwash all of Scotland that his wankhole beliefs are acceptable.

 

[curiousa2z]

sometimes I am pleased I do not understand all of your cultural references.

 

[Gagh]

Alex Salmond is the leader of the Scottish National Party, a party that hopes to make Scotland fully independent from Great Britain. Salmond, whilst frequently attacking the British government, does inexplicable things, such as blame them for high unemployment, demand money back lost in the credit crunch, and lends support (financially and politically) to fundamental Islamic group, as well as allegedly taking political favours in return.

This sort of thing should explain it, though you would need to be interested in political corruption to read it.

In short, he is a man who wraps nationalistic ideals around sectarianist beliefs. Kind of like a BNP-lite. It's dangerous politics that sells voters the wrong message.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He looks like a fish too.