Rumor about Fuddlemiff

[Dr Dave]

He ate twelve pairs of pants today.

 

[Cassie]

WITHOUT JELLY.

 

[Loktar]

smothered in bacon grease.


(the pants, not Fuddlemiff)

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh I'm sure he was smothered in grease too.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What kind of madman would eat his pants without bacon grease?!

 

[Cassie]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

 

[Dr Dave]

You ok there Cassie?

 

[Alpha_Dawg]

Hi Katy a/s/l

 

[CaptainWacky]

He kissed a snowman once.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hello Katy. Please leave the universe through the door to your right.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Isn't John literally too skinny to eat 12 pants? That stuff is bloating.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't know anybody called John. My name is Joffré.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

You did ask me not to do that, didn't you?

Sorry!

 

[Yub]

I know for a fact that Fuddlemiff's real name is Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

 

[Dr Dave]

That seems highly unlikely.

 

[Yub]

Well you aren't a real doctor are you? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW MISTER FAKEY McFAKERFAKE?

 

[Dr Dave]

Hey now...

 

[Seph]

he took your middle stump with that one dave, good bowl warney!

 

[Dr Dave]

Why the hate

 

[Yub]

Ewoks are passionate creatures, like little furry Romulans.