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RUSSELL BRAND & KATY PERRY IN LOVE SPLIT SHOCK!

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OH NOES!!! I thought they we very cute together.
 
Well, I'm glad. Russell not being a shagger never felt quite right. Hopefully his life will spiral out of control for a while (just for a while!) and he'll be forced to return to presenting a Big Brother discussion show. He was good at that!
 
The younger, more sensitive ballbag has gone into hiding since the news broke.
 
When I 'eard that Russell Brand and Katy Perry were getting divorced, I climbed up the nearest tree, tempted a squirrel with some nuts, pulled down my trousers and pants and said "LADS, I kissed a squirrel and I liked it!" This is Big Wacky's Big Mouth!
 
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what was the split over?
 
Rage issues.
 
The writing was on the wall when they spent Kwanza on different continents.
 
Katherine Jenkins split up with her fiancee too. GET IN THERE, RUSS.
 
Meanwhile, David Tennant married Georgia Moffet today... it's like New Years was written by RTD. As soon as you start to digest one unexpected announcement, there's another!
 
Well it's the least he could do after knocking her up!
 
Maybe Katy Perry and Katherine Jenkins are getting it on?! (And Gethin Jones & Russell Brand too - Phwoar!)
 
Elmo from Sesame Street was quoted as saying "Sooooo...how long before a little red monster can try and tap that?"

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But did Russel kiss a girl?
 
It's not cheating if you don't kiss.
 
This is good news for me, because being married to Russel Brand was the one thing stopping me and Katy from getting it on.
 
But what about Heather Graham?
 
Katy might have her number
 
Yeah, and it's NUMBER 69 LOL (I don't know.)
 
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