RUSSIA begins manufacture of bite-size atomic weaponry

[Tyrant]

"Russia has chosen to expand into the suicide market. We feel this product will help some go out with the bang they've been missing all their lives," stated nuclear public relations offical Viktor Spamovskovich moments before demonstrating the POWER of the M&M-sized device on himself.

 

[Loktar]

Mini-nukes are da bomb!

 

[Mentalist]

You see this is a good idea but it will only be a certain amount of time befoe ti's repackaged, given a white choclate coating and some off-beat inane ad campaign.

If you're in marketing it should be mandatory to try this product before writing about it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't agreee that Mexican Wolfboys have souls, sorry.