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Rylan Clark

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
And so the parade of arseholes begins...
 
AGHHGHhghhhhhh
 
Stop. Saying. "Drop me out." You. Prick.
 
He's said it at least five times so far.

Doesn't actually seem like a bad person, but I don't watch the X-factor.
 
This ad break has been so long that I've lost all sense of identity.
 
They should cover all his food with Gillian Taylforth before they give it to him.
 
He's so not Jepic.
 
He's actually making me root for Heidi and Spencer.
 
But...but he's the gay one that everyone loves, right?

(I never saw him on X-Factor)
 
Sexuality is a spectrum!
 
I just find him annoying.
 
He seems good natured enough, but so bloody annoying.
 
I just have a higher ceiling for his particular brand of annoying I guess. ;)
 
He's Poochie. Whenever he isn't on screen (which isn't very often) we get a scene of the other housemates talking about how great he is.
 
YOU DO REALISE we're going to get nothing but Rylan sympathy until Wednesday now...
 
But I can understand it, and I actually do sympathize with him. He is completely dumbfounded at how Specer & Heidi behave. This means he's actually a real person who hasn't seen such cynicism in his life. Makes me like him more.
 
STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING TO THEM, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THERY ARE HUMOURLESS, OVERSENSITIVE AND OBNOXIOUS.
 
He's really a terrible singer. So what's he actually going to do after this?
 
Being a terrible singer never stopped anyone from being a pop superstar.
 
JEDWARD OKAY.
 
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