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Rylan Clark

Umm...which lady seemed to service him at the end of the ep there...? I was watching a lo-res stream...
 
It was Heidi wanking off Spencer. Rylan and Claire were watching.
 
WINNER! :bigass:
 
This is a shocking turn of events.
 
He must be cold in that girl's stretchie blouse.
 
Now let us never speak of it again.
 
Obviously the producers choice. He's already on the public radar from X-Factor, he divides opinion, which makes for great water cooler tv, and he's British, so they don't have to pay him much for all the crap they're going to get him to do next.
 
At least with every new winner we get further and further away from anyone remembering Josie Gibson.
 
I thought her lasting about 5 minutes on Ultimate BB took care of that.
 
She still has a talent for losing and gaining weight.
 
And as a house painter. Because that's what her face now looks like.
 
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ANYONE I'LL POST MY FINAL THOUGHTS ON ALL THE HOUSEMATE TOMORROW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT.
 
I look forward to finding out what I probably would've agreed with if I hadn't Mentyd out of watching halfway through.
 
And so the parade of arseholes begins...

Probably the most promoted by the producers housemate ever? Or at least since Josie. And he totally did act up for the cameras no matter what he says. Or maybe he's just constantly acting up if there's cameras on him or not. I could see that. He's a really good example of someone who's just famous for being famous. Yet he's not a bad guy really and not as hatable as (yes!) Josie Gibson or Jade Goody at her worst was. But I don't want to ever hear "drop me out" again.
 
He was a gay shoe in.
 
Maybe now that the British government have ended all homophobia throughout the world we can have a gay person on BB who doesn't misleadingly also have a serious mental condition.
 
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