Sad News Chaps

[TheArtist]

It is with some regret that I have to announce that the mistress and I have agreed to part ways.

It was amiable, no hurt feelings. She simply wanted me all to herself. I could not oblige and we agreed to part as friends.

Of course, this being LA, I expect that it will take no more than 30 days to replace her.

Ladies, you are invited to apply. PM me and we can discuss this. LA residency a must, no one over 35 will be considered.

 

[starguard]

Henoch can help. He's got more women than most men can handle!

 

[eloisel]

It is with some regret that I have to announce that the mistress and I have agreed to part ways.

It was amiable, no hurt feelings. She simply wanted me all to herself. I could not oblige and we agreed to part as friends.

Of course, this being LA, I expect that it will take no more than 30 days to replace her.

Ladies, you are invited to apply. PM me and we can discuss this. LA residency a must, no one over 35 will be considered.

Oh, drat.

 

[Consumer]

(chuckle)

Well, I can't fault you for imitation, it worked for me!