SAINT LUCIFER IS...

[Sarek]

... BAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!

Did you all miss me? Did you? Huh, huh?

I keep telling people, flush TWICE. Someone didn't listen.

 

[Gagh]

PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Loktar]

^Thats what happens when your traditional English breakfast is beans and toast.

 

[eloisel]

I keep telling people, flush TWICE. Someone didn't listen.

Perhaps you should tell everyone to flush three times as twice is apparently not enough.

 

[Sarek]

Perhaps you should tell everyone to flush three times as twice is apparently not enough.

I'm thinking it's his big round fat head.

 

[Gagh]

^Thats what happens when your traditional English breakfast is beans and toast.

Sidestepping the fact beans on toast isn't considered a traditional British breakfast, I applaud your accuracy.

 

[Loktar]

Sidestepping the fact beans on toast isn't considered a traditional British breakfast, I applaud your accuracy.

Would you still applaud if I told you I first learned about the beans and toast breakfast from the Ozzie Osbourne show on MTV?

 

[Gagh]

It's more of a lunchtime snack, and is considered the cornerstone of the average student's diet.

 

[jack]

This explains a lot, actually.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Dual is beneath your work station massaging your cock? So that's where he disappeared to.

I am most disgusted with your morbid fascination with cocks. Please, I would ask that you not 'come out' during my stay here. I absolutely despise faggots. I am one of those fascists who would like nothing more than to see all faggots/dykes lined up against a wall and peppered with lead.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I'm thinking it's his big round fat head.

More faggotry. Here is Sarek speaking fondly of my 'big' schlong.

 

[Loktar]

I am most disgusted with your morbid fascination with cocks. Please, I would ask that you not 'come out' during my stay here. I absolutely despise faggots. I am one of those fascists who would like nothing more than to see all faggots/dykes lined up against a wall and peppered with lead.

Yeah you'd like to "pepper" them with "your lead".

 

[Seph]

Ah yes, I heard about the crush you have on that PAKI faggot, Huggy. You are shit-out-of-luck. Huggy likes his lovers to be young boys.

STFU pindick, no-one here cares what u say apart from it giving us an oportunity to slag u off, btw u are huggy

 

[SaintLucifer]

Yeah you'd like to "pepper" them with "your lead".

See? More faggotry. This place has become a hangout for HOMOS in my absence. I see it is up to me to bring back the masculinity.

 

[SaintLucifer]

STFU pindick, no-one here cares what u say apart from it giving us an oportunity to slag u off, btw u are huggy

I am 'huggy'? Bloody faggot! I will NOT let you hug me. I do not care how huggy I seem to be! Perhaps Loktar would be more than willing to allow you to play with his manhood, yes? If so, I should not like to be told the sordid details.

 

[Loktar]

I am 'huggy'? Bloody faggot! I will NOT let you hug me. I do not care how huggy I seem to be! Perhaps Loktar would be more than willing to allow you to play with his manhood, yes? If so, I should not like to be told the sordid details.

Seph plays too rough. He ain't going anywhere near my manhood.

 

[Bickendan]

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yawn.

 

[Sarek]

More faggotry. Here is Sarek speaking fondly of my 'big' schlong.

Luci, I said big, round fat head. Not tiny little pecker head. Seriously, with a melon that large, how can you be so damn dumb?

 

[Seph]

I am 'huggy'? Bloody faggot! I will NOT let you hug me. I do not care how huggy I seem to be! Perhaps Loktar would be more than willing to allow you to play with his manhood, yes? If so, I should not like to be told the sordid details.

stfu huggy.