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Saint Lucifer Returns!!

The Saint said:
Your 'esteemed greatness' amounts to roach dung, as it has since you got here. My change of username -- much like anything else important, educational or entertaining in the world -- had nothing whatsoever to do with you. :)

My dear child, it is quite alright for you to go on claiming that it was not your fear of the great SAINTLUCIFER that drove you to change your name. As I have already stated, the fact I caused you to change your name is utterly irrelevant. Only the fact you fear me matters. It assures your lesser status.
 
Yellow blur

Below I summarise all of St lucys posts

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headvoid said:
Yellow blur

Below I summarise all of St lucys posts

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Yet you felt compelled to review that selfsame post. What is it you are hiding? If you have a grand admiration for me, it is not something to be ashamed of. I have many a fanatic who worship the very ground I walk upon, and the airwaves upon which I ride. Feel free to bow down before the greatness that is I. Do not be shy.
 
SaintLucifer said:
My dear child, it is quite alright for you to go on claiming that it was not your fear of the great SAINTLUCIFER that drove you to change your name. As I have already stated, the fact I caused you to change your name is utterly irrelevant. Only the fact you fear me matters. It assures your lesser status.

Mm hm. You could carry on an entire conversation all by yourself.

Why don't you.
 
The Saint said:
Mm hm. You could carry on an entire conversation all by yourself.

Why don't you.

You are quite correct with your claim that I could converse with myself. At least I would be communicating with one of equal intellect, rather than a committed moron such as yourself. I cause people to change their names. You cause old ladies to gag. That is the difference between you and I. Quite simple really.
 
The Saint said:
^I'll let you know when your opinion starts to matter.

The very fact you changed your name at the very same time I returned suggests to anyone that my opinion matters much to you.
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are quite correct with your claim that I could converse with myself. At least I would be communicating with one of equal intellect, rather than a committed moron such as yourself. I cause people to change their names. You cause old ladies to gag. That is the difference between you and I. Quite simple really.

From the Toot My Own Horn Dept:

Now, every time I read one of his posts, I'm all the more proud of my casting choice.

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Archibald Nixon said:
From the Toot My Own Horn Dept:

Now, every time I read one of his posts, I'm all the more proud of my casting choice.

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Once again, the green-eyed monster of jealousy rears its ugly head. Quite understandable that you too, like everyone else in here, wish to be me.

How all the other passions fleet to air,
As doubtful thoughts, and rash-embraced despair,
And shuddering fear, and green-eyed jealousy! O love,
Be moderate; allay thy ecstasy,
In measure rein thy joy; scant this excess.
I feel too much thy blessing: make it less,
For fear I surfeit.
 
headvoid said:
Yellow blur

Below I summarise all of St lucys posts

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BRILLIANT!

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I've just arrived here and I've already come to the same conclusion. When I see the yellow text I just skip to read the next poster's comments.








*yawn* Ooooo look he's got yellow on his upper lip...
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are quite correct with your claim that I could converse with myself. At least I would be communicating with one of equal intellect, rather than a committed moron such as yourself. I cause people to change their names. You cause old ladies to gag. That is the difference between you and I. Quite simple really.
Who the fuck are you and nobody cares.
 
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