I GOT THE COCK!
Totally NSFW.
Yes, he is.
Are you saying you sent me a picture of a stranger's cock?
Of course. If I went around showing people my cock, I'd end up with acolytes wanting to bow down to me every half hour.
No, no, you got the real St. Cock (lawl) It's not me in whatever got posted in this thread, though.
Behold or hold?