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Sandwiches

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
I like a nice sandwich.

Here lately I've been having bacon and cheese on wheat with mayonnaise. I need sliced tomatoes to make it perfect. I love tomatoes - especially ripe beefsteak, thick sliced, ice cold fresh tomatoes.

I also like tuna or chicken salad on a croissant with black olives, sliced tomatoes, lettuce and provolone cheese.

I like a cold glass of iced tea with lemon and a slice of chocolate ice box pie to go with my sandwich.
 
I love me some chicken salad (made with Miracle Whip, please!) on a toasted bagel with lettuce and tomato.

So-so-soooooo good!
 
Venison on wheat with stone ground mustard, pepper, lettuce and tomatoes; new potatoes with green beans; fruit cobbler with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, a goblet of iced tea and that is dinner.
 
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I've been on a sandwich kick, with roast beef, mayo (none of that miracle shit), pepperjack cheese and pickles on the side.

Really been craving the pickles here lately...
 
Uh oh. That can be bad or not so bad.

We crave the things we are allergic to or that contain something that our body is in desperate need of.

If you were Henoch, I'd think you were in need of a vinegary cucumber.

Are you pregnant?
 
LoL...no, not pregnant, but my sister was freaking out that that might be it, so she made my take a test. I just go through these little phases where I just want pickles, and then I'm done with them.
 
Cold cuts are nice after a hot day, I know I dont want to fire up the stove and cook anything, hot food does not even sound good.

I have some fresh cucumbers and tomatoes in the garden now, cant wait for the cantalopes do get ripe.

next time we go to my dads house I am going to rob some sweet corn.
 
I get in the mood for pickles sometimes too - usually when I've been barbecuing often.

I like a cold salad of sliced purple onions, cucumber, tomatoes and cooked and cooled red kidney beans - mixed up with a dressing made from olive oil, Italian seasoning and a little sugar.

Yumm on mixed fruit - chunks of watermelon, cantalope, strawberries - with fat free cottage cheese - almost as good as ice cream without all the guilt.

Sweet corn is nice too. Corn on the cob simmered in water with a little sugar and milk is delicious.

One of my favorite meals is pork chops with blackeye peas and cornbread. I could also live on beef vegetable stew and cornbread.
 
bad dog said:
Cold cuts are nice after a hot day, I know I dont want to fire up the stove and cook anything, hot food does not even sound good.
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Same here. Especially in my kitchen, because I live in an old house and it's like a sauna in the kitchen during a hot Texas summer. The last thing I want to do is fix hot food in a hot kitchen.
 
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