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Santa Claus and the Aliens
Written by a 6th grade student in San Jose, CA
One day Santa Claus was working in his workshop when little did he know, aliens were planning to take over the world!
In outer space on a distant planet aliens were planning to take over earth and make it into a mall because they had nowhere to shop. The aliens looked like teddy bears, but they were green and slimy. First, they dropped bombs all over the world killing people in Iraq, Africa and Canada.
Next the alien boss sent all of his alien armies to the North Pole.
When they got there, they melted all the snowmen that lived there. Then, they went to Santa's house. The aliens snuck up to the door and cracked it open. Santa and his wife were sleeping in their beds with his elves too. The aliens burst through the door shooting everything they saw. They killed Santa's wife and elves.
Santa screamed, "Oh no! They killed my elves! Oh yeah, my wife is dead too, but who really cares?"
Next Santa took out two machine guns and a cigar and started shooting them. He called Rudolph to use his laser beam thingy. Rudolph got killed in the battle because he got distracted when the aliens started making fun of his nose.
The aliens tried to run away from Santa because he was too much for them. Most of the aliens got away, but some of them stayed. Of course, Santa killed the aliens that stayed.
After that, Santa got the rest of his reindeer and went into space. He found the alien space ship and climbed in. He found the rest of the aliens throwing up.
Santa overheard them saying, "That fat guys wife tastes like poopoo!!"
Santa took out his machine guns again and started shooting them. All of them died, but their leader went up behind Santa.
The leader screamed, "BOO!!"
Santa got so scared that he wet his pants and screamed like a little girl. Next, the leader took out a sword and cut off one of Santa's legs.
"Ow!" Santa screamed as he wet his pants some more. "That hurt! Can I borrow some pants?"
The leader did not respond. Instead he spit all over the ship and made more little aliens than before. Santa shot all of them again, but he ran out of bullets. So he dropped his machine guns and took out a chainsaw from his pocket. He started slicing the aliens, but the boss made more. Next, the boss ate Santa. Inside the alien's stomach was a city just like Las Vegas. Santa went inside one of the casinos and played for one week without eating, sleeping or peeing in his pants. Santa finally won enough money to buy a nice, new pair of pants.
Santa climbed out of the alien's stomach and into his mouth. He took out his chainsaw again and drilled it through his leader's tongue. Then he cut everything in the mouth.
When Santa got out of the leader's mouth, all of the aliens had big, giant, enormous rocket launchers. Santa sliced all of them with his chainsaw, but one alien had a huge knife and threw it at Santa's head.
Santa dropped heavily to the floor and whispered, "I'm fat. I'm the fattest guy of all the fat guys in the fat world."
Then he died. After that, the aliens had a fiesta and used Santa as a pinata. Then they made earth into a mall and lived happily after ever.
The End
In the original Santa actually comes back to life and kills more aliens with the help of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee and then dies again by gunfire.. I decided to take that part out. I mean, I dont want it to get TOO ridiculous now.
