santa is cumming..

[bad dog]

My daughter said to my woman and I "Santa wont come if you guys are in the living room."

I told her "Santa is cumming alright"

Funny shit.

While making candies we said some funny phrases that were not nasty...

honey will you eat it?

Honey will you get me some wood?

I need it to get hard.

Will you turn that on? Just touch it.


turn it over and suck it. its too big and gags me.

if you dont want to eat im sure someone else will.

its all your fault for letting it get too hard.

its suposed to get hard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't worry, the dog will lick it up.

It's gonna take a corwbar to get this open!

I'm finished, but you can eat mine if you want.

Hey look, I have another erection! Whose turn is it to stimulate me to orgasm?

 

[Enkephalen]

Red rocket!!