Sarah Palin is NOT hot

[CaptainWacky]

I'm SICK of how when an average looking middle aged woman starts getting press coverage suddenly you've got people saying "LOL SHE'S SO HOT I JUST JACKED ONE OUT OVER HER, DREAM TICKET" and shit!!!!

(On the other hand, I'd probably shag Michelle Obama.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol, she was okay in the pics of her in her beauty pageant days, but now?!

 

[Cassie]

She's alright, but she's gonna ask God to send everyone who jacks off over her to hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

After she shoots them dead.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

After they've voted Republican.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not Snowball!

 

[Gonad]

Bristol (the hot one) is pregnant.


OMFG:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does she have nice Bristols? (Bristol City - titty.)

 

[Gagh]

**********REUTERS STOP PRESS***********

PALIN & DAUGHTER HOLD 'PREGNANCY' PRESS CONFERENCE

DEMOCRATS SCENT MORE CONTROVERSY​

 

[Cassie]

A DINGO ATE HER BABY!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I'm SICK of how when an average looking middle aged woman starts getting press coverage suddenly you've got people saying "LOL SHE'S SO HOT I JUST JACKED ONE OUT OVER HER, DREAM TICKET" and shit!!!!

Dans le royaume des aveugles, le borgne est roi.

(In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.)

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm wondering who told her square glasses were sexy on women...

And it wasn't the dingo that ate her baby...it got lost in a ginormous blizzard that god sent to them.

 

[Cassie]

God will punish her for having a slutty daughter.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And the dying leader shall know the truth of the opera house

 

[Tisiphone]

And apparently a daughter into underage drinking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Roslin's hotter than her, seriously.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They do have vaguely similar styles, though. Plus, they both got a shot at being president even though no one had heard of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Citizen Science for preident. Power to the people!

 

[Zimmy]

Her down's syndrome child would be considered smart in Australia.
I can't wait to see her speak in the tongues during a vice presidential debate.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't find Sarah Palin hot.