Sarah Palin Jokes

[Alyssum]

What's the difference between John McCain, and Sarah Palin, besides their gender?

She's pro-life, and he's clinging to life.

 

[Alyssum]

If you ask Sarah Palin what the four seasons are, what will she say?

"Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter and Road Repair."

 

[Alyssum]

She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska.

 

[Alyssum]

 

[Alyssum]

Separated at birth?

 

[Alyssum]

 

[Alyssum]

 

[Alyssum]

 

[Alyssum]

There was some breaking news out of Dayton, Ohio today, where Republican presidential candidate John McCain introduced the world to his third wife......

 

[Alyssum]

Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?

 

[Alyssum]

 

[Alyssum]

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?

Obviously, she for more drilling.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Gidget goes to Washington. Can we deal with 4 more years of that?

 

[Conchaga]

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Thinking rarely does.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

^It was either that or "Twitch & Bitch".

"Shakes & Bakes" didn't make the cut as well.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

If you ask Sarah Palin what the four seasons are, what will she say?

"Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter and Road Repair."

fall, winter,Freeze, Jerry Springer