SATURDAY NIGHT, MAH FACKAHZ!

The Question

Eternal
Whatchoo punks doin', huh? Drinkin'? Listenin' to myoooooziks? Dancin' around in bars and clubs? Fuckin'? Whatchoo doin', huh? :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I was sleeping til you started howling in my backyard
 

The Question

Eternal
I was sleeping til you started howling in my backyard

That wasn't me, that was Barbara Billingsley's cadaver. I stuck a hose up her dead butthole and started pumping air in there to make her screech and flop around like a rotting meat-balloon.
 

The Question

Eternal
(What the fuck is wrong with me that I'd even think up a horrible thing like that, anyway?)
 

The Question

Eternal
(Seriously, I'm an awful person just for having conjured up something as deranged as that.)
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You just triple sniff posted! I'm so PROUD of you :bigass:
 

The Question

Eternal
As grotesque and horrifying as that mental image is, what really makes me a bad person is that every time I re-read it, I start laughing.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I thought it was hilarious. You could plug alternate nostrils like a trumpet to change the pitch.
 

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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
He's been in the basement, mixing up the medicine...
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What, motherfucker?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom

Eat Shit And Die

First impressions a bitch.
Who's this motherfucker?

Hey don't you call me a motherfucker... Motherfucker!

I have had an account here two years longer than you and this is just my failed sock account, I happen to know my main loves you a great deal <3

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