SAUSAGEMAN

[Dual]

What's with the army in London?


France

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Why am I the only one who sends Sausage PMs?

 

[Cassie]

You guys should Skype while you take over the world.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm trying out this thing where I make sure neither France nor Germany trust me. How's it working out?

 

[Dual]

You're betraying the glorious French Republic, aren't you?


France

 

[whisky]

They surrendered before he could

 

[Dual]

They surrendered before he could

Nay! The patriotic French nation is waging a great war in the Burgundian countryside against the advancing Prussians. Defenseless peasants throw themselves in front of the cruel bayonette of the advancing Alemannic horde. Germany's spectre shall soon be cast back across the Rhine, and Gaul's children shall rule in the halls of Brandenburg.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

So this matter is closed, p. much.

 

[Dual]

I blame it on copious alcohol consumption.