SAVOR THIS

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...because I'm drunk and unexpectedly honest.

I RESPECT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE MF CREW AND WELCOME THEM INTO MY CYBERBOSOM. BONC. IF WOLFY EVER GETS OFF MY COUCH YOU HAVE A PLACE TO CRASH LOL BONC!

Seriously, I'm horny. It sucks that my options regarding my level of horniness these days directly corresponds to whether or not payday has come and gone...

There is a great Oscar Peterson concert on Ovation right now. I miss jazz, I should reconnect with it. As long as it doesn't drag that crap contemporary fusion shit along with it. So hard to find an all-purist jazz radio station these days...yes, I'm old fashioned. But not so old fashioned that I couldn't tear off our pants and make you mine. Food for thought.

 

[whisky]

Do you get paid weekly?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I like acid jazz, but not the elevator crap.

 

[Yub]

If I was going to renounce women and let a guy jab my pooper with his throbbing manhood, I'd probably go look Eggs up. It's an if bigger than most planets, tho.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Line up behind me, pal
... That is, if Eggs likes to hit it with a girl, too

But not so old fashioned that I couldn't tear off our pants and make you mine.

*sigh*
Nothing like a straight-forward line to get me interested...

 

[curiousa2z]

But not so old fashioned that I couldn't tear off our pants and make you mine. Food for thought.

HAWT!

 

[Cassie]

Eggs, I don't know if you hold me to your cyberbosom but you are the bees knees and I certainly hold you to mine.



I can't believe Dick and Danielle are final 2!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs did you make it out ok?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In my drunkenness, I made a statement in error.

In reality, my horniness is not tied to any other one factor. I'm always horny.

BOOYAH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX, SEX, WTIH ALCOHOL, SEX

 

[Grammour Boy]

Threads like this one are the reason I have forsaken alcohol forevar!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Aw have a drink and loosen up, someday we'll all be dead.

 

[Grammour Boy]

If I were to break down and have a drink I would feel so sad that I would start crying. I am scared of reverting back to my drinking ways. Looking back on it now...It was neither pretty nor fun.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just huff glue and spraypaint peoples houses!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Aw have a drink and loosen up, someday we'll all be dead.

I sleep so well when I drink but the body pain, hot flashes, and headaches are sometimes just not worth it.

 

[Dr Dave]

SEX, SEX, WTIH ALCOHOL, SEX

You can say that again.

 

[curiousa2z]

that

 

[FBI parte due]

All that is not forbidden is compulsory.

 

[The Dork Lord]

that again!

 

[Dr Dave]

Good man.