SAW III!

[Gagh]

Jigsaw returns, but as a CYBERNETIC MONSTER AND FORCES HOT WOMEN TO SHAFT EACH OTHER WITH STRAPONS. A little later in the movie, Benicio Del Toro gets a cameo for absolutely no reason, and Evander Holyfield parachutes in dressed as a giant hotdog.

 

[Deni]

No.

 

[Gagh]

I'm afraid so, so FUCK YOU.

 

[Deni]

Hey now...you don't have to get all pissy about it!

This is a movie that should never have been made...along with the first and second ones.

 

[Gagh]

It's OK. It was a fake FUCK YOU. You can tell it apart from the real FUCK YOU, because when I post the real FUCK YOU, I sign off with a picture of me naked.

 

[Deni]

Er...is this a new development?

The difference between the fake FUCK YOU and the real FUCK YOU with a naked picture of you before signing off, I mean.

 

[Deni]

Or...uh...something like that.

 

[Gagh]

Yes. It developed in this thread as a weak excuse for posting 'FUCK YOU' and me worrying that you took it seriously.

BTW - Saw III hasn't been made, but WE'RE WORKING ON IT.

 

[Deni]

Hey...then why did I see stuff about it on my home page today?!?!

They're talking about it and they haven't even made it?!

Or are you testing me here?

 

[Gagh]

If they have been talking about it, I know nothing of it. The first one was excellent, BTW. The second was a stinker.

 

[Deni]

Er...well...let me see what it was about then...

 

[Deni]

I have the first one, but it wasn't my kind of movie.

 

[Deni]

I watched the preview. It comes out October 27.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck you.

 

[Deni]

Is that in the "I'm serious" or "I'm joking" context?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well there's no nude picture.

 

[Deni]

Oh, yes.

I forgot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You must unlearn what you have learned.

 

[Gagh]

What, about being not nude?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S JUST THE START