Say mice things about Loktar

[Ishcabittle]

I'd swim in a comically large pot of fondue cheese with him ANYTIME.

 

[Loktar]

Kitty likes to stick her paw in my micehole.

 

[Ishcabittle]

He's jealous of Remmy the Rat from Ratatouille getting all the chicks.

 

[headvoid]

He was caught in a trap for hours and then beaten repeatedly with a giant slipper

 

[Ishcabittle]

He makes women jump up on coffee tables and say, "OOooooo!!!! Eeek, a mouse!" when he shows them his penis.

 

[Donovan]

Loktar desperately misses his old adversary/ secret love interest Tom, and the way they used to bash each other with frying pans and hammers.

 

[Loktar]

He likes to drive his motorcycle on Mars.

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[Cassie]

Loktar humps the cheese counter at the grocery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar once completed a game of Mouse Trap.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar humps the cheese counter at the grocery.

It felt so gouda.

 

[Yub]

Loktar regularly sprays an entire can of Cheez-Whiz into his anus and sits down on an aquarium full of mice.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar regularly sprays an entire can of Cheez-Whiz into his anus and sits down on an aquarium full of mice.

And then shit the mice out into Yub's breakfast cereal.

 

[Internet Troll]

MOUSE TRAP WITH CHEESE

 

[Dr Dave]

He once tried to stab Mickey Mouse.

 

[Loktar]

He once tried to stab Mickey Mouse.

Jealous bastard. Minnie Mouse told me they were on a break. And the bj was awesome.

 

[Cannabis]

Loktar dude once used a dead mouse as a bong.

 

[Yub]

Loktar eats nothing but mice for he is ONE OF THE SNAKE PEOPLE FROM THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.