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Say nice things about Cassie thread

IT'S ALL TRUE.
 
Cassie makes sure her dogs are well fed.
 
Cassie has never burned her muffins.
 
Cassie reached inside of me through cyberspace and gently stroked my heart. Yes, the organ was pumping blood and throbbing, eagerly accepting all that Cassie had to offer. The throbbing grew to a feverish pitch as Cassie increased her stroking. Sadly, I suffered a massive stroke & brain hemorrhaged for a bit. Cassie meant well so I am going to go on record as stating this is a nice thing, despite the unfounded rumors that she was trying to kill me.
 
I believe she has nice pants.
 
Cassiepants, if you will.
 
Cassie grows things.
 
Cassie never shames me if my opinions on reality TV differ from hers. :joker:
 
She granted me my internet godhood and all I had to sacrifice was my dong.
 
Cassie said welcome back to me in chat, just moments ago!
 
Cassie invented food.
 
she posts pics of her garden for folks in the north to feel warm and happy about.
 
She knows a cowboy.
 
I LOVE PEAS AND SHE LOVES PEAS SO I LOVE HER OKAY?
 
KARMA BOMB.
 
Cassie refuses to partake of RAPE related activities.
 
Cassie is accepting of pro spork posters.
 
Cassie is being investigated by the anti-terrorism squad after her "karma bomb".
 
Cassie let's me kiss and lick her assie!
 
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