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SB, Jennifer, and Maids

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Mentalist said:
Kelly can't be hot, Gagh. She's English!
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You mean, like that fugly wench JLH, who can open cans with her chin, and curdle milk with her face?
 
Gagh said:
Not really, it's only happening because you're being blind to the truth.
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What truth would that be? That Englishmen like to spam other peoples threads with classless page 3 girls?
 
What do the people think?


Honestly i always knew she wasnt pretty at all. A few years ago ppl started dying for her, saying she was so sexy and the media loved her but i saw right through it. She was never goodlooking and she would never become good looking. The shape of her face, her chin, her jaw, her forehead, and her ears are all ugly and that would never change.
It also annoys me how she always tries to imitate Audrey Hepburn. Get over it JLH becuase you are not good looking and you cant act…
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UGLY!!!! Plain and simple…..for the love of God, change your “do”!
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It looks like someone draped a toupee over the front of her head
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I mean, yeah i would like a tit wank between her fake boobies, but she is aging really badly by the time she is in her late thirties here face is gonna be a mess.
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YES YES SHE DID LOOK THE BEST IN HEARTBREAKERS. HOW STANDARDS HAVE SLIPPED THESE DAYS.
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I spent about 5 minutes looking for the birds that are nesting in her hair. I don’t see them but I know they are their somewhere!
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I used to think she was hot… Till I saw that first pic. Ugh.
And not just the hair. That straight-on view of her face is horrendous. I guess I was wrong. She’s not even slightly attractive.
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That hair is really ugly. It accentuatrs her monkey-ears and it makes her look like her brain is swollen and about to explode. She used to be pretty once upon a time.
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AWWW … DIZNAYMMM … SHE IS A HOT OOOGLY MESS
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SHES UGLY.
Seriously… whats more pathetic? Looking like JLH or Her pitiful career?
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UGLY!!!!!!!!
Can’t stand her!! who are you morons who say she’s pretty?? I agree that she has to go!! If I see a she’s in a movie or tv sitcom, I will not watch it. She makes my skin crawl. She at needs a stylist, and some botox. Send her back to Waco. Go away.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is the most overrated actress in the world.
She is enjoying a fluke moment of success in what will be the twilight of her career with Ghost Whisperer (or more like ‘Ghost Whimperer’). I’m waiting for an episode where Audrey Hepburn’s spirit arrives to strangle Jennifer Love Hewitt within an inch of her life in revenge for the portrayal Hewitt did in the Audrey Hepburn Story. We’ll have to wait until after the 9/11 inspired season finale involving a plane crash and the possible death of Andrea’s brother. I don’t feel sorry if I’ve given away part of the story since every episode his been essentially the same. Surprise, surprise too, Hewitt is a producer along with being the lead character. Only she could be involved with a show that’s this brainless.
It’s been boggling my mind for how she’s been able to stay in show business this long. She keeps entering into projects (almost everyone a failure) and she still complains how Hollywood hasn’t treated her fairly, crying about how she’s not being been as the next Audrey Hepburn. In some interviews, she sounds like she has the mental capacity of a preteen to accompany her tiny, misproportioned body. No matter how beautiful some people thinks she is, there are too many other actresses (Talented actresses) in Hollywood who are much more attractive. Those actresses also have appreciation for what has been undeservingly granted to her.
Hewitt is another Hollywood phony, first and foremost; an utter cow.
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http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/03/29/jennifer-love-hewitt-please-stop-disappointing-me/
 
Hambil said:
What truth would that be? That Englishmen like to spam other peoples threads with classless page 3 girls?
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LOL - You're being a TROLL aren't you! :bigass:
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is not hot. Face it. She has big boobs.. WOW.

Trying to face her off against Portman is insane. Portman has a little thing called natural beauty. Not a chin that could be used to create a replica of the statue of David and as an astute poster pointed out.. Monkey ears.
 
Mentalist said:
Jennifer Love Hewitt is not hot. Face it. She has big boobs.. WOW.

Trying to face her off against Portman is insane. Portman has a little thing called natural beauty. Not a chin that could be used to create a replica of the statue of David and as an astute poster pointed out.. Monkey ears.
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And last year it was Sarah Michelle Gellar. Jennifer has the kind of beauty that inspires life long loyalty. Natalie will be forgotten soon enough by you, in favor of the next girl - after all she's getting pretty old for your tastes. I however, will always love my Jennifer.
 
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