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Scarlotte Johanson overhyped by minefield?

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Ok, shes still pretty with enourmous norks, but I saw a book on her at the pound shop, a colour picture on every page, so I stick it on ebay, and wait for it to sell, and of course it dosnt.

Not one bid.

So I read it, and the book sucks, its obviously written by a gushing fanboy, as every page is "Scarlotte is great in everything, other actors suck, even the films she is in that suck, she is good in those too"

Still at least I only wasted a quid, plus I can say I had Scarlotte Johanson in the bath with me.
 
Wait until you get the letter from an attorney informing you that the fanboy didn't even have permission to use any of the photos in the book, and that you must destroy it immediately.
 
Wheres Lional Hutz when you need him?
 
NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU but did you use the correct spelling ("Scarlett Johansson") in the ebay auction so that people searching for her would find it? I don't doubt that the book sucks: she's nothing amazing, just good looking and high profile enough that there's a lot of pics of her so perfect fodder for a Wacky female celebrity autistic obsession.
 
I copied it from the front of the book to avoid any such mispelling mishaps.
 
They it's her singing career that's killed her popularity. She should have just stuck to having large breasts.
 
Read a bit more, there is a shocking level of not knowing anything about anyone but Scarlotte in the book, for example, he just described Kate Capshaw as "the one time wife of Steven Speilburg", which with only the breifest of looks on IMdb or Wiki would have told him she is still married to him, and has been for about 20 years.
 
Maybe he meant they've only been married to each other one time!
 
Now that gay marriage is legalized in parts of the US, that's a legitimate worry!
 
Shields. SHIELDS!
 
How come that guy was alive at the end of Star Trek 6 but according to that shitty Voyager episode he died? I can't remember the guy or the details.
 
Valtine?
 
Yes! And I guess Tuvok was in his quarters wanking at the end of TUC too.
 
Maybe he found the undiscovered cunt re?
 
The Search for Spunk then ensued.



(he was crazy.. movies out of order)
 
jSFK HTIELR HITLE RHI DFSUFKC FUCK SHIT COCK
 
I GOTTA HAVE SOME TAILPIPTAAsdfkklk/lsdasvbmt././.,k
 
WHY DO THE WHITE DOVES CALL
 
The Island wasn't as bad as I expected. Once you get through the first half hour it gets a lot better.
 
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