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Scott Tennerman must die

johnford

johnford

Fuck me silly
He sold me his pubes & no discount....that bastard.

Can anyone tell me where I can find a pony? I want to train it to bite peoples wieners off.
 
classic episode
 
johnford said:
He sold me his pubes & no discount....that bastard.

Can anyone tell me where I can find a pony? I want to train it to bite peoples wieners off.
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Forget that. Make some Pube Chili.
 
DON'T BE SEDUCED BY HIM AGAIN, LOKTAR
 
I won't. These pants are staying on.
 
And for that, we all thank you.
 
You're welcome.

I can't promise not to get seduced by Love Child, Tisiphone, or possibly Cassie though.
 
Loktar said:
You're welcome.

I can't promise not to get seduced by Love Child, Tisiphone, or possibly Cassie though.
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There goes my vomit bag allowance for the week. Have you posted at Shattered Corpse, yet?
 
Gagh said:
There goes my vomit bag allowance for the week. Have you posted at Shattered Corpse, yet?
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No. I can barely keep up with the 3 messageboards I visit now.
 
Dr Dave said:
Is this a mirical?
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Yes. Its an early Xmas miracle. Now if I can get off my lazy ass and get a job before Xmas, I'll be performing a second miracle.
 
 
Loktar said:
Yes. Its an early Xmas miracle. Now if I can get off my lazy ass and get a job before Xmas, I'll be performing a second miracle.
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Wheres the second miracle? You did get a job within the last two years, right? You owe the Badlands one miracle.
 
Sniper Kitty said:
Wheres the second miracle? You did get a job within the last two years, right? You owe the Badlands one miracle.
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Yeah but then I lost that decent job back in 2007 after 6 months, Then worked for Dunkin Donuts for a few weeks, then got a crappy job at a marketing company doing surveys for Verizon for low pay and no benefits or paid vacation days. I just got my year evalation Dec 10th. I need another miracle to find a better paying job with benefits and such. A girlfriend and getting laid finally would be nice but I'm not pushing my luck.
 
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