SCOTTISH=RETARDS

[SaintLucifer]

Just for the record, I am one-quarter Highland Scot. Which is not to lend any respectability at all to St. Lucy, only to point out that not all Scots and Scots-descendants are as repugnant and stupid as he is.

Come now, you are just angry at being only 1/4 Scots. Rather understandable. I would hate me too.

 

[The Question]

Well, let's see -- 1/4 Highlander = Berserker tendencies with a side of maudlin. 1/4 Ulster Irish = even MORE irrational Berserker tendencies, with a side of drunkenness. 1/4 Danish + 1/4 Norwegian = Ocean-going berserker tendencies with an aptitude for navigation.

Basically, I have a genetic predisposition to get really pissed off, kill you and your family, then drink all your liquor, steal your boat and still sail my ass home without a map. And then feel bad about it. Maybe write a poem or something after.