Screw or Stew?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Thank god you're here Eggs, I was going slightly insane from babysitting the nursery by myself.

Indeed. I'm formulating my Harry Potter review, in the meantime I hope you enjoyed your novelty apple.

 

[Mentalist]

*cries*

If I had realised how lame this planet was when I was younger I would have never bothered with puberty, I would have just done myself in.

 

[johnford]

Its not too late you know....

 

[Mentalist]

Indeed. I'm formulating my Harry Potter review, in the meantime I hope you enjoyed your novelty apple.

Yes I did! I saved it. It was uncanny, it was just like I visualized him.

:menty:

 

[Loktar]

Thank god you're here Eggs, I was going slightly insane from babysitting the nursery by myself.

This ain't a nursery! You can't fuck in a nursery!

 

[johnford]

Wanna make a bet!

 

[Loktar]

Wanna make a bet!

I don't fuck in front of children.

Eggs, Mentalist, Jack, etc. Please leave the room.

 

[johnford]

Oh sorry neither do I!

The city park would be a bad idea then... j/k

 

[Loktar]

Oh sorry neither do I!

The city park would be a bad idea then... j/k

Nah thats ok....its mostly old ladies feeding the pidgeons in the park.

 

[johnford]

hehe imagining the expressions on their faces!

Need to run out for a while be back later.

 

[Loktar]

BUMP!

Dammit! Why must I be reminded of my horrible cybersex with johnford?!!!

 

[PreatorX]

Is... Is johnford really a girl??????????????????

 

[Ishcabittle]

Oh for gods sake, its like when you're at primary school having a kick about with a few mates and the kisschase brigade decide to be all giggly and stupid in the middle of the pitch.

Is this not the most british thing you've ever heard in your LIFE?

 

[Loktar]

Is... Is johnford really a girl??????????????????

No. He's a guy. Hence the horrible cybersex.(I thought he was a girl at the time)

 

[FBI parte due]

O RLY

 

[Cassie]

LOL!

 

[Loktar]

Its not funny!

 

[Cassie]

I'm sorry Loktar, but it is funny.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Menty never answered my assholish question.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh Jesus, Mary and Christ, its like when you're at Elementary School pitching a few curve balls with your friends and the cheerleaders decide to be all "oh you didn't know!" and retarded in the middle of the field.

Yeehaw!