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Secret Invasion

I liked when they tried to kill Graavik by putting a bag over his head and punching him a bit instead of just shooting him.
 
I liked the part where Gaia and Fury's wife hung out and killed a few Skrulls, the rest was kinda dumb.
 
It would be hard to regenerate from being constantly shot in the brain, probably. You've only got so much brain.
 
So in the end the only explanation we get as to why Fury never found the Skrulls another planet is "I couldn't find one!" Except that was just Gi'ah pretending to be Fury, so who knows if it was the real reason. And it's a pretty bad reason! The Guardians movies certainly make it look like there's tons of habitable worlds out there.

Gi'ah's plan was to...let Graavik have every super power ever? And hope that he wouldn't kill her (posing as Fury) first and that he'd happen to leave her/Fury standing in the machine when he turned it on. And that she would be able to use the powers more effectively than him. That was a bad plan!

Gi'ah is now the most powerful character in the MCU by far. And we'll probably never see her again.

We suddenly get a totally different show about humans hunting down Skrulls and killing them in the last five minutes. Why didn't we get that instead of whatever the fuck this show was?

Why did Sonya hold the gun to Rhodey's head for like five minutes instead of just shooting him to show the president he's a Skrull right away?

The whole premise of the show is that Fury abandoned the Skrulls to go to space and he ends up just fucking off back to space again, abandoning the Skrulls once more on a planet where everyone wants to kill them! What a dick. Who cares of the Kree want "peace talks" (they haven't seen the Skrulls for thirty years, why do they want "peace talks" now?), how is that going to help the Skrulls being hunted on Earth?

Definitely the worst of the Disney+ shows and down there with the worst MCU projects.
 
I had so little interest in it that I completely forgot I hadn't watched it until well after 8.

Maybe she should have started with the big laser fist.

Also how the fuck can Korg bleed? He's made of rocks.
 
This was so weird. It's like they decided to burn a bunch of money on making a really great looking show, but used AI to write the script!
 
Apparently this cost 200 million to make, for a show filmed mostly in Leeds, and a bit on the old top gear track.
 
People have pointed out DNA from Drax should not produce an arm with tattoos, and DNA from Ebony Maw shouldn't make rings appear on your fingers.
 
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