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SELENA U GOT WHUT U DESREVER HO!!!11

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BYE NOW U ALL WILL HAVE HEARD DAT A BRAVE BELIEBER PUNCHED THAT STINKY SKANKY HOBAG SELENA GOMEZ (SOUNDS MEXICAN OR FRENCH OR SOMETHING OMGZ GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY) RIGHT IN HER UGLY FUCKING FACE FOR BEING WIT JUSTIN. GUESS WHAT, IT WAS ME! AND NEXT TIME I'LL DOUBLE TAP YOU, BITCH, TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET UP. THINK I WAS TOO HARSH WHILLE YOU'RE WRONG: SHE'S A SLUT. SHE IS GOING TO RUIN JUSTIN BY TEMPTING HIM INTO BED WITH HER FEMININE WHILES LIKE HER TITS AND HAIR. I DID WHAT U ALL TALK ABOUT DOING BUT DON'T HAVE DA GUTZ TO DO!!!!

YOU ALL TALK ABOUT BEING TRUE BELIEBERS BUT AIN'T NONE OF U AS COMMITED AS ME AM!!!NONE OF U IS WILLING TO FIGHT OR INDDED DIE FOR THE CAUSE LIKE I AM!!! THEM ARAB MUSLIMS ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR FAKE GOD ALLAH SO WE SHOULD ALL BE WILLING TO DIE AND KILL AND BLOW OURSELVES OFF FOR OUR REAL LIVE LIVING BREATHING GOD JUST BEIBER, BABY!!! NONE OF YOU DESERVE HIM LIKE I DO!

DAT'S RIGHT I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF NOW!! THAT SLUT SELENA WOULD HAVE RUINED HIM WITH HER COOCHIE BY STICKING IT ON HIS PENIS AN DMOVING UP AND DOWN MAKING HIM HAVE SEX AND BE IMPURE!!" HE WOUND'T BE THE JUSTIN WE ALL BELIEBE IN THEN! ! H'ED BE A COMMON TRAMP LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN!!! NO WE HAVE TO STOP HER FROM CARRYING OUT HER EVIL PLAN WITH ALL THE PUNCHES WE CAN!! BESIDES...IF HE'S SLEEPING WITH ANYONE IT'S GOING TO BE ME, GIRLFRIEND!

DAT'S RIGHT WITH ME! I KNOW I USED TO BE A PHLARCHER (PHLOX/ARCHER SHIIPPER IF U DON'T KNOW, GIRLFIRNED) BACK IN DA DAY AND GUESS WHAT: I STILL AM! THAT LOVE WILL NEVER DIE IN MY HEART! BUT I REALIZE NOW AT LAST THAT PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER! NOT WITH ME!! THEY ARE TOGETHER HAVING SEX TOGEHTER......NAD AND I'M WITH JUSTIN!!! THAT IS WHAT I NOW BELIEBE TO BE DA TRUTH!!! WE WILL G ON A DOUBLE DATE, ME WITH JUSTIN AND PHLOXE AND ARCHER TOGEHTER!!! IT WILL BE PEREFECT AND MAYBE EVEN THE FUNNY BEAR FORM PHLOX AND ARACHER'S FIRST DAY (REMEBMER DAT GIRLFIRND?) WILL SHOW UP WITH A PICNIC BASKET!!!!! AND THEN JUSTIN WILL SING "BEARY, BEARY, BEARY" INSTEAD OF "BABY, BABY, BABY" LOL!!!!

THIS WILL REALLY HAPPEN STARGTIN WITH PUNCHING THAT SLUTSTICK IN THE FACE AND I U DON'T BELIEBE WHAT I SAY THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY AND U ARE JUSTIN'S ENEMY AND HE WILL SMITE U DOWN USING HIS WEAPON HERE ON EARTH AND THAT WEAPON IS ME OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!/1/1/1//1/!/1/1/1/?!/!/1//!/!"/!/ !?1/!?!? FUCK!
 
WHERE'S DAT OTHER MAN WHO USED TO POST HERE CALLED MENTALIST, HE WAS THE ONLY OTHER PHLOX/ARCHER SHIPPER HERE WHO I RESPECTED, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NOT AS BIG A PHLOX/ARCHER SHIPPPER AS ME AND MUST HAVE BEEN EMBARRASED OF HOW SMALL A PHLARCHER HE WAS IN COMPARISION TO ME! ARE YOU A BELIEBER, MENTALIST, PLEAZE SAY U R BUT DON'T SAY U'RE THE BIGGEST BELIEBER BECUZE U'D BE LYING BECUZE I AM!!!!!!
 
KEEP BUMPING DIS FOR THE BIEBS I KNOW HE'LL READ IT AND STAND PROUD IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN (AN ERECTIONCOCK!)
 
U NO DAT TRIP IS ARCHER'S TRUE LOVE YOU BETTER BELIEBER THAT, GIRLHO.
 
U NO DAT TRIP IS ARCHER'S TRUE LOVE YOU BETTER BELIEBER THAT, GIRLHO.

OMGZ I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WHAT IS THIS 2001 AGAIN AND DA TERRORISTS ARE ABOUT TO FLY DA PLANES INTO THOSE BUILDINGS OMGZ BECUZE DAT WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT TRIP/ARCHER WAS DA SHIP, EVEYRONHE KNOWS IT'S PHLOX/ARCHER, DA SUBTEXT WAS DERE ALL ALONG, DIDN'T YOU SEE IT, HOW CULD YOU NOT, IN "DEAR DOCTOR" WHEN ARCHER LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO PUT HIS ARM ON PHLOX'S SHOULDER BUT DIDN'T THAT WAS THE BIG CLUE AT THE TIME I WANKED TO THAT AT THE TIME, DIDN'T U, OMG YOU'RE SO SAD, HOW CNA YOU LIVE HAVING NOT SEEN PHLARCHER LOL I PITY U!!!

WHERE'S THAT MENTALIST AT LEAST HE SAW DAT TRUTH EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT AS BIG A BELIEBER AS ME AND NEVER WILL BE?!?!?!
 
Sorry I forgot Wacky is a god here in the MF. I'll be more careful next time and not diss his holy scribings.

Yes, by calling you fat, sad & lonely, I was in fact saying that Wacky is a God, and you have no right criticising him. That's exactly what I was doing, say, as opposed to calling you sad, fat & lonely.

I'll let you figure out whether what I posted, or what you posted is more true. I suggest you just look down toward your toes as a starting point.
 
OMGZ JUSTIN JUST DIRECTED MASSAGED ME ON TWITTER TO SAY I'M THE NUMBER #1 BELIEBER IN THE WORLD, I CAN'T SHOW THIS TWEET TO ANY OF YOU BECAUSE IT IS SECURITY ENCRYPTED BY JUSTIN'S MOM (SHE HAS TO KEEP HIM SAFE!) BUT TRUST ME IT REALLY DID HAPPEN I'M SO HAPPY AND HORNY RIGHT NOW!!!
 
NOTICE HOW DAT METALTITS PERSON ISN'T POSTING IN DIS THREAD EVEN THOUGH HE'S POSTED A THREAD ABOUT SOCCER (MORE LIKE "SUCKER"!!!!!1) TODAY WHICH JUST PROVES DAT HE AIN'T A BELIEBER AND NEVER WILL BE! MENTALBREATH MABEY U SHULD GO TO CHURCH AND ASK JESUS TO LOVE U, BECUZE JUSTIN NEVER WILL!!!
 
LOL I'M GONNA BUMP DIS THREAD EVERYDAY 2 REMIND U ALL OF WAT A COWARDBITCH DAT MENTALIST IS LOL I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM I ONLY TALKED ABOUT PHLOX/ARCHER WIT HIM BECUZE THE REST OF YOU WERE SO GAY THAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKED KEWL IN COMPARISON BUT HE'S NOT, HE'S A CHUMP, ALSO IN JUSTIN NEWZ I HEARD THAT HE'S GETTING ALL SET TO DUMP SELENA'S BONEY LITTLE ASS AND HE'S GOING TO PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE BUT ONLY TRU BELIEBERS WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT IN A PASSWORD WHICH WILL BE "ILOVEJUSTINMORETHANTWILIGHT" WHICH ONLY TRU BELIEBERS WILL GUESS!
 
I SEE COWARDALIST (MENTALIST IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT OUT) IS POSTING ALL OVER DA PLACE BUT IN THIS THREAD, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, WONDER WHY, COULD IT BE BECAUSE HE KNOWS IF HE DOES HE WOULD LITERALLY BE DESTROYED BY MY KNOWLEDGE OF PHLARCHER AND BIEBER!?!?!?!?! YES DAT'S THE REASON!!! HE DON'T HAVE NO GUTS IN HIS BODY AND IF JUSTIN SAW HIM ON DA STREET HE'D SAY "HAHAHA, LOOK AT THAT COWARD, HE'S EVEN UGLIER THAN SELENA" THEN HIS BODYGUARD WOULD PUNCH SELENA AGAIN ABECUZE SHE'S FOLLOWING JUSTIN ABOUT BEGGING HIM TO TAKE HER BACK BUT HE WON'T! HTAT'S HOW GAY MENTALIST IS. I CHALLENGE HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL TO A TRIVIA CONTEST AND WHOEVER KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT PHLARCHER (I WON'T EVEN ASK BIEBER QUESTIONS BECAUSE MENTYTITS OBVIOUSLY AIN'T A BELIEBER!) WILL WIN AND GET TO BE KING OF THIS MESSAGE BOARD FOR A YEAR BUT THE LOSER MUST CHANG THEIR TITLE TO "I'M A LITTLE BITCH WHO GOT PWNED!" FOR TEN YEARS! SO HIT ME WITH UR FACTZ, GIRLFIREND AND I'LL BEAT URE ASS AND IF U DON'T GOT NO FACTZ I WIN BY FORFEET!!!
 
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