CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BYE NOW U ALL WILL HAVE HEARD DAT A BRAVE BELIEBER PUNCHED THAT STINKY SKANKY HOBAG SELENA GOMEZ (SOUNDS MEXICAN OR FRENCH OR SOMETHING OMGZ GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY) RIGHT IN HER UGLY FUCKING FACE FOR BEING WIT JUSTIN. GUESS WHAT, IT WAS ME! AND NEXT TIME I'LL DOUBLE TAP YOU, BITCH, TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET UP. THINK I WAS TOO HARSH WHILLE YOU'RE WRONG: SHE'S A SLUT. SHE IS GOING TO RUIN JUSTIN BY TEMPTING HIM INTO BED WITH HER FEMININE WHILES LIKE HER TITS AND HAIR. I DID WHAT U ALL TALK ABOUT DOING BUT DON'T HAVE DA GUTZ TO DO!!!!
YOU ALL TALK ABOUT BEING TRUE BELIEBERS BUT AIN'T NONE OF U AS COMMITED AS ME AM!!!NONE OF U IS WILLING TO FIGHT OR INDDED DIE FOR THE CAUSE LIKE I AM!!! THEM ARAB MUSLIMS ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR FAKE GOD ALLAH SO WE SHOULD ALL BE WILLING TO DIE AND KILL AND BLOW OURSELVES OFF FOR OUR REAL LIVE LIVING BREATHING GOD JUST BEIBER, BABY!!! NONE OF YOU DESERVE HIM LIKE I DO!
DAT'S RIGHT I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF NOW!! THAT SLUT SELENA WOULD HAVE RUINED HIM WITH HER COOCHIE BY STICKING IT ON HIS PENIS AN DMOVING UP AND DOWN MAKING HIM HAVE SEX AND BE IMPURE!!" HE WOUND'T BE THE JUSTIN WE ALL BELIEBE IN THEN! ! H'ED BE A COMMON TRAMP LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN!!! NO WE HAVE TO STOP HER FROM CARRYING OUT HER EVIL PLAN WITH ALL THE PUNCHES WE CAN!! BESIDES...IF HE'S SLEEPING WITH ANYONE IT'S GOING TO BE ME, GIRLFRIEND!
DAT'S RIGHT WITH ME! I KNOW I USED TO BE A PHLARCHER (PHLOX/ARCHER SHIIPPER IF U DON'T KNOW, GIRLFIRNED) BACK IN DA DAY AND GUESS WHAT: I STILL AM! THAT LOVE WILL NEVER DIE IN MY HEART! BUT I REALIZE NOW AT LAST THAT PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER! NOT WITH ME!! THEY ARE TOGETHER HAVING SEX TOGEHTER......NAD AND I'M WITH JUSTIN!!! THAT IS WHAT I NOW BELIEBE TO BE DA TRUTH!!! WE WILL G ON A DOUBLE DATE, ME WITH JUSTIN AND PHLOXE AND ARCHER TOGEHTER!!! IT WILL BE PEREFECT AND MAYBE EVEN THE FUNNY BEAR FORM PHLOX AND ARACHER'S FIRST DAY (REMEBMER DAT GIRLFIRND?) WILL SHOW UP WITH A PICNIC BASKET!!!!! AND THEN JUSTIN WILL SING "BEARY, BEARY, BEARY" INSTEAD OF "BABY, BABY, BABY" LOL!!!!
THIS WILL REALLY HAPPEN STARGTIN WITH PUNCHING THAT SLUTSTICK IN THE FACE AND I U DON'T BELIEBE WHAT I SAY THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY AND U ARE JUSTIN'S ENEMY AND HE WILL SMITE U DOWN USING HIS WEAPON HERE ON EARTH AND THAT WEAPON IS ME OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!/1/1/1//1/!/1/1/1/?!/!/1//!/!"/!/ !?1/!?!? FUCK!
YOU ALL TALK ABOUT BEING TRUE BELIEBERS BUT AIN'T NONE OF U AS COMMITED AS ME AM!!!NONE OF U IS WILLING TO FIGHT OR INDDED DIE FOR THE CAUSE LIKE I AM!!! THEM ARAB MUSLIMS ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR FAKE GOD ALLAH SO WE SHOULD ALL BE WILLING TO DIE AND KILL AND BLOW OURSELVES OFF FOR OUR REAL LIVE LIVING BREATHING GOD JUST BEIBER, BABY!!! NONE OF YOU DESERVE HIM LIKE I DO!
DAT'S RIGHT I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF NOW!! THAT SLUT SELENA WOULD HAVE RUINED HIM WITH HER COOCHIE BY STICKING IT ON HIS PENIS AN DMOVING UP AND DOWN MAKING HIM HAVE SEX AND BE IMPURE!!" HE WOUND'T BE THE JUSTIN WE ALL BELIEBE IN THEN! ! H'ED BE A COMMON TRAMP LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN!!! NO WE HAVE TO STOP HER FROM CARRYING OUT HER EVIL PLAN WITH ALL THE PUNCHES WE CAN!! BESIDES...IF HE'S SLEEPING WITH ANYONE IT'S GOING TO BE ME, GIRLFRIEND!
DAT'S RIGHT WITH ME! I KNOW I USED TO BE A PHLARCHER (PHLOX/ARCHER SHIIPPER IF U DON'T KNOW, GIRLFIRNED) BACK IN DA DAY AND GUESS WHAT: I STILL AM! THAT LOVE WILL NEVER DIE IN MY HEART! BUT I REALIZE NOW AT LAST THAT PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER! NOT WITH ME!! THEY ARE TOGETHER HAVING SEX TOGEHTER......NAD AND I'M WITH JUSTIN!!! THAT IS WHAT I NOW BELIEBE TO BE DA TRUTH!!! WE WILL G ON A DOUBLE DATE, ME WITH JUSTIN AND PHLOXE AND ARCHER TOGEHTER!!! IT WILL BE PEREFECT AND MAYBE EVEN THE FUNNY BEAR FORM PHLOX AND ARACHER'S FIRST DAY (REMEBMER DAT GIRLFIRND?) WILL SHOW UP WITH A PICNIC BASKET!!!!! AND THEN JUSTIN WILL SING "BEARY, BEARY, BEARY" INSTEAD OF "BABY, BABY, BABY" LOL!!!!
THIS WILL REALLY HAPPEN STARGTIN WITH PUNCHING THAT SLUTSTICK IN THE FACE AND I U DON'T BELIEBE WHAT I SAY THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY AND U ARE JUSTIN'S ENEMY AND HE WILL SMITE U DOWN USING HIS WEAPON HERE ON EARTH AND THAT WEAPON IS ME OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!/1/1/1//1/!/1/1/1/?!/!/1//!/!"/!/ !?1/!?!? FUCK!