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SELENA U GOT WHUT U DESREVER HO!!!11
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
HOW CAN U REPLY WITHOUT GUTS? FINGERS HAVE GUTS IN THEM DAT'S WHY THEY'rE SOLID IF YOUI DON'T AHVEGUTS YOURE FINGERS ARE ALL FLOPPY LIKE MENTYBITCHE'S ARE!!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Forget it then...
I mean, FORGET IT THEN GIRLFIRNED LFONL
I mean, FORGET IT THEN GIRLFIRNED LFONL
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
RIGHT, DAT'S IT, I GIVE UP, OBVIOUSLY MENTALBREAST KNOW HE'D EXPLODE IF HE TRIED TO TAKE ME ON IN A PHLOX/ARCHER TRIVIA WAR SO HE'S HIDING ON AN ISLAND OR SOMEWHERE, SO FORGET ABOUT DAT, I'M GOING TO REWATCH EVERY EPISODE OF ENTERPRISE TO LOOK FOR SUBTEXT BETWEEN PHLOX/ARCHER (I'VE ALREADY SPOTTED TWENTY SEVEN MOMENTS OF SUBTEXT IN TEH FIRST FIVE MINUTES ALONE) AND ALSO LOOK FOR REFENCES TO BIEBER SINCE ENTERPRISE WAS SET INT HE 23RD CENTURY AND DAT'S THE FUTURE SO THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN ABOUT BIEBER BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST INFLUETNTAIL POP STAR OF THE CENTURY, SORRY MILEY BUT IT'S TRU, OKAY BYE.
I HAVE BEEN BIDING MY TIME WAITING FOR YOU TO DIG DEEPER AND DEEPER YOU BIG FLUMPER. SO YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE SUBTEXT BETWEEN PHLOX/ARCHER?! I SAY YOU ARE FUCKING AMATEUR. I'VE JUST FINISHED A SUBSEX STUDY IN MY ROOM BY GLUING CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF PHLOX AND ARCHERS FACES ON PILLOW DUMMIES I HAVE STRUNG TOGETHER WITH STRING AND THEN PUPPETTERED TO SEXUAL PILLOW PUPPET CLIMAX ALL THE WHILE TAKING IN TO ACCOUNT SUBLIGHT SPEED STRESSES ON DENOBULAN AND HUMAN PGYSIOLIGIES WHILST IN VARIOUS MODES OF COITUS. SUBSEX BITCHES.
MY MUM WANTS ME TO GO AND SEE THE SPECIAL DOCTOR AGAIN BUT I REFUSE TO BE SEEN BY STUPID HUUUMAN DOCTORS YOUY FEEL ME HOMEBOY.
AND HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO JUSTIN. I GOT MY MUM TO CUT MY HAIR LIKE HIM BUT I COULDN'T GET THE FRINGE RIGHT BECAUSE I AM ONLY A MORTAL HUMAN AND NOT A GOD LIKE JUSTIN SO I SHAVED HALF THE CAT AND USED THE REST OF THE TUBE OF GLUE TO ATTACH MORE HAIR TO MY FRINGE AND THEN REINACTED THE ENTIRE EPISODE A NIGHT IN SICKBAY WITH A SPECAL REWRITTEN SCRIPT BY ME TO ADD JUSTIN IN ON THE GREAT ACTION PLAYED BY ME OF COURSE DUH WINNING AND MY PILLOW PUPPET PHLOX ARCHER DOLLS AND FILMED IT AND SENT IT TO PARAMOUNT. I EXPECT A RESPONSE ANY DAY NOW. CAN YOU MATCH THAT HUH I GUESS NOT YOU MUCKER HIB. I AM THE TOP PHLOX/ARCHER/JUSTIN SHIPPER IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND GALAXY. SELENA CAN SUCK A DICK BUT NOT JUSTINS BECAUSE THAT'S FOR ME YOU BIG MOP. RECGAGNIZE. WINNING.
MY MUM WANTS ME TO GO AND SEE THE SPECIAL DOCTOR AGAIN BUT I REFUSE TO BE SEEN BY STUPID HUUUMAN DOCTORS YOUY FEEL ME HOMEBOY.
AND HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO JUSTIN. I GOT MY MUM TO CUT MY HAIR LIKE HIM BUT I COULDN'T GET THE FRINGE RIGHT BECAUSE I AM ONLY A MORTAL HUMAN AND NOT A GOD LIKE JUSTIN SO I SHAVED HALF THE CAT AND USED THE REST OF THE TUBE OF GLUE TO ATTACH MORE HAIR TO MY FRINGE AND THEN REINACTED THE ENTIRE EPISODE A NIGHT IN SICKBAY WITH A SPECAL REWRITTEN SCRIPT BY ME TO ADD JUSTIN IN ON THE GREAT ACTION PLAYED BY ME OF COURSE DUH WINNING AND MY PILLOW PUPPET PHLOX ARCHER DOLLS AND FILMED IT AND SENT IT TO PARAMOUNT. I EXPECT A RESPONSE ANY DAY NOW. CAN YOU MATCH THAT HUH I GUESS NOT YOU MUCKER HIB. I AM THE TOP PHLOX/ARCHER/JUSTIN SHIPPER IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND GALAXY. SELENA CAN SUCK A DICK BUT NOT JUSTINS BECAUSE THAT'S FOR ME YOU BIG MOP. RECGAGNIZE. WINNING.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OH DERE U ARE, I WAS WONDERING, THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN ARRESTED FOR STALKING AGAIN, FUCKING COPZ, DEY FORCED SCOTT BAKULA TO TAKE OUT DAT RESTRAINING ORDER, HE DIDN'T WANT TO REALLY!
OKAY DAT IS PRETTY KEWL WHAT U'RE DOING WITH THE SUBSEX (I THINK I DID IT BACK IN 2004 BUT I CANT ACCEPT PEOPLE TO KEEP UP WIT ME!!!) SO MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDZ AGAIN!!! U ARE COOLER DAN SOME OF DA PEEPZ AROUND HERE LIKE TOMTREK WHO IS A DAWN SUMMERS/LARRY THE BULLY SHIPPER (YAWN!!!!) AND TISIPHONE WHO IS A MR T/REG BARCLAY SHIPPER!!! AND SOME OF THE PEEPZ HERE AREN'T EVEN SHIPPERZ AT ALL WHICH IS JUST SAAAAAAAAAAAD!
U MIGHT THINK SUBSEC IS KEWL BUT I'VE CREATED REALISTIC 3D MODELS OF PHLOX AND ARCHER ON MY COMPUTER DAT ARE SO ADVANCED THEY ACTUALLY COUNT AS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! NASA HAVE BEEN OFFERING ME JOBZ AND SHIT BUT I KEEP TURNING DEM DOWN BECAUSE I NEED MORE TIME FOR MY PHLARCHER STUDIES AND TO TWEET ABOUT JUSTIN TO MY SEVENTEEM MILLION FOLLOWERS (I CAN'T TELL U MY TWITTER NAME IN PUBLIC IT'S A SECRET!!) AND MY CGI PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE SO KEWT TOGETHER I CULD JUST WATCH DEM ALL DAY (I DO!)
U THINK U'RE MOM IS COOL WELL I GOT MINE TO DRESS UP AS T'POL SO I CULD YELL ABUSE AT HER FOR TRYING TO STEAL ARHCER WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
OKAY DAT IS PRETTY KEWL WHAT U'RE DOING WITH THE SUBSEX (I THINK I DID IT BACK IN 2004 BUT I CANT ACCEPT PEOPLE TO KEEP UP WIT ME!!!) SO MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDZ AGAIN!!! U ARE COOLER DAN SOME OF DA PEEPZ AROUND HERE LIKE TOMTREK WHO IS A DAWN SUMMERS/LARRY THE BULLY SHIPPER (YAWN!!!!) AND TISIPHONE WHO IS A MR T/REG BARCLAY SHIPPER!!! AND SOME OF THE PEEPZ HERE AREN'T EVEN SHIPPERZ AT ALL WHICH IS JUST SAAAAAAAAAAAD!
U MIGHT THINK SUBSEC IS KEWL BUT I'VE CREATED REALISTIC 3D MODELS OF PHLOX AND ARCHER ON MY COMPUTER DAT ARE SO ADVANCED THEY ACTUALLY COUNT AS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! NASA HAVE BEEN OFFERING ME JOBZ AND SHIT BUT I KEEP TURNING DEM DOWN BECAUSE I NEED MORE TIME FOR MY PHLARCHER STUDIES AND TO TWEET ABOUT JUSTIN TO MY SEVENTEEM MILLION FOLLOWERS (I CAN'T TELL U MY TWITTER NAME IN PUBLIC IT'S A SECRET!!) AND MY CGI PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE SO KEWT TOGETHER I CULD JUST WATCH DEM ALL DAY (I DO!)
U THINK U'RE MOM IS COOL WELL I GOT MINE TO DRESS UP AS T'POL SO I CULD YELL ABUSE AT HER FOR TRYING TO STEAL ARHCER WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
SHUT UP DR DAVE WHAT'S A DR ANYWAY WHAT DOES DAT STAND FOR, PROBABLY "DEAD RETARD" BECUZE THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND MENTYLIST ARE FINISHED WIIT YOU, U DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT JUSTIN LET ALONE PHLARCHER SO STEP OUT OF DIS THREAD BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS URSELF, GIRLFRIEND!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I SUGGEST U SUCK MY NOSE
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
phlox/archer is total BS archer was TOTALLY SNAPPIN UP REEDS ASS an its OBVIOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK
look u know that episode where reed is trapped on the mine and archer COMFORTS HIM WITH HIS SOUL that was a FUCKING OBVIOUS IF YOUR NOT A RETARD FUCK METFORE FORE GAY LOVE. the MINE is THE GAY LOVE that might EXPLODE because of the CLOACKED ROMULANS (THE GAY COMMUNITY) and "KILL" ARCHER and REED because FUCKING RICH BERMAN HATES GAYS SO IF THE MINE OF THEIR GAY LOVED EXPLOEDED THEN THEY WOULD DIE BECAUSE BERMEN HATES GAYS.
FUCK ITS OBVIOUS YOU COCKAMACOCK.
phlox/archer is total BS archer was TOTALLY SNAPPIN UP REEDS ASS an its OBVIOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK
look u know that episode where reed is trapped on the mine and archer COMFORTS HIM WITH HIS SOUL that was a FUCKING OBVIOUS IF YOUR NOT A RETARD FUCK METFORE FORE GAY LOVE. the MINE is THE GAY LOVE that might EXPLODE because of the CLOACKED ROMULANS (THE GAY COMMUNITY) and "KILL" ARCHER and REED because FUCKING RICH BERMAN HATES GAYS SO IF THE MINE OF THEIR GAY LOVED EXPLOEDED THEN THEY WOULD DIE BECAUSE BERMEN HATES GAYS.
FUCK ITS OBVIOUS YOU COCKAMACOCK.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OMG SHUT UP U SLAGS.
ARCHER/REED? DAT IS SO 2003, EVERYONE HAS ALREADY DISCOUNTED DAT WITH EVIDENCE. WHAT ABOUT WHEN HOSHI PRESENTED REED WITH A PINEAPPLE? DAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR THE SEX BETWEEN THEM. DAT WAS THE SHIP. UNFORTUNATELY TEH ACTOR WHO PLAYED REED WAS GAY IN REAL LIFE (DAT'S WHY HE HAD A BRITISH ACCENT) SO HE COULDNT DO THE KISSING SCENES WITH HOSHI. DAT WAS THE SHIP. IN THE END THEY BROUGHT IN THAT GAY MAJOR FOR REED TO FUCK ON THE SIDE. REMEMBER THEIR SEX SCENE WHICH WAS DISGUISED AS A FIGHT BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THEIR COCKS RUBBING TOGEHTER. THAT'S HOW GAY MEN HAVE SEX. REED WAS NOT ENOUGH OF A MAN FOR ARCHER. ONLY PHLOX WITH HIS MULTIPLE ALIEN COCKS (WHICH IS CANNON) WAS ENOUGH.
AS FOR ARCHER/TRIP DON'T MAKE ME LAGUH WITH YOUR CLICHES YOU MUST BE A TEENAGE GIRL TO THINK THAT WAS A SHIP ONLY TEEN GIRLS LIKED DAT SHIP THAT EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT NAKED WAS WRITEEN BY FUCKING JOSS WHEDON WHO WAS A GUEST WRITER AND TRIED TO RUIN ENTERPRISE BECASUE IT KILLED BUFFY AND ANGEL IN THE RATINGS AND GOT DEM CANCELLED EVEYRONE KNOWS THAT
ARCHER/REED? DAT IS SO 2003, EVERYONE HAS ALREADY DISCOUNTED DAT WITH EVIDENCE. WHAT ABOUT WHEN HOSHI PRESENTED REED WITH A PINEAPPLE? DAT WAS A METAPHOR FOR THE SEX BETWEEN THEM. DAT WAS THE SHIP. UNFORTUNATELY TEH ACTOR WHO PLAYED REED WAS GAY IN REAL LIFE (DAT'S WHY HE HAD A BRITISH ACCENT) SO HE COULDNT DO THE KISSING SCENES WITH HOSHI. DAT WAS THE SHIP. IN THE END THEY BROUGHT IN THAT GAY MAJOR FOR REED TO FUCK ON THE SIDE. REMEMBER THEIR SEX SCENE WHICH WAS DISGUISED AS A FIGHT BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THEIR COCKS RUBBING TOGEHTER. THAT'S HOW GAY MEN HAVE SEX. REED WAS NOT ENOUGH OF A MAN FOR ARCHER. ONLY PHLOX WITH HIS MULTIPLE ALIEN COCKS (WHICH IS CANNON) WAS ENOUGH.
AS FOR ARCHER/TRIP DON'T MAKE ME LAGUH WITH YOUR CLICHES YOU MUST BE A TEENAGE GIRL TO THINK THAT WAS A SHIP ONLY TEEN GIRLS LIKED DAT SHIP THAT EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT NAKED WAS WRITEEN BY FUCKING JOSS WHEDON WHO WAS A GUEST WRITER AND TRIED TO RUIN ENTERPRISE BECASUE IT KILLED BUFFY AND ANGEL IN THE RATINGS AND GOT DEM CANCELLED EVEYRONE KNOWS THAT
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
LOOK OKAY ILL JUST HAVE TO LAY IT OUT PLAIN FOR YOU RETARD.
REMEMBER 'REED ALERT'????? YEAH YOU FUCKING DO. YOU FUCKING DO BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER. THAT WAS A SUBTLE CLUE BY THE WRITERS THAT REED AND ARCHER WERE TOTALLY BUM PALS. "REED ALERT" IS THE "ALERT" THAT "REED" IS "HAVING ANAL SEX WITH ARCHER".
FUCKING FUCK.
FYCK.
REMEMBER 'REED ALERT'????? YEAH YOU FUCKING DO. YOU FUCKING DO BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER. THAT WAS A SUBTLE CLUE BY THE WRITERS THAT REED AND ARCHER WERE TOTALLY BUM PALS. "REED ALERT" IS THE "ALERT" THAT "REED" IS "HAVING ANAL SEX WITH ARCHER".
FUCKING FUCK.
FYCK.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NO REED ALERT WAS A WARNING DAT ANOTHER BORING REED SCENE WAS ABOUT TO GO ON AND TAKE PRECIOUS SCREENTIME AWAY FROM PHLARCHER SO THE VIEWRS SHOULD LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN AND TWEET ABOUT JUSTIN. YES I KNOW TWITTER DIDNT EXIST THEN AND JUSTIN HADN'T BEEN BORN BUT REMEMBER ENTERPRISE IS SET IN THE FUTURE OKAY!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
YEAH ITS SET IN THE FUTURE... THE FUTURE RIGHT UP YOUR COCK.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FILTHY SLUT WHO IS CLAIMING TO HAVE HAD JUSTIN'S BABY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! SHE'S EVEN WORSE THAN SELENA WHICH I DIDN'T THINK WAS POSSIBLE!! JUSTIN IS NOT MARRIED TO YOU, SLUT, SO YOU CAN'T HAVE HAD HIS BABY AS HE DOESN'T BELIEBE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE BECAUSE OF JESUS AND MOSES AND STUFF!!! SO YOU STOP LYING OR I'LL WHACK YOU!!! AND SELENA STOP LOOKING AT OTHER MEN, I KNOW YOU ARE, YOU DON'T DESERVE JUSTIN AND ILL BE CUMMING FOR YOU NEXT!!! AND ALSO IF JUSTIN WAS GOING TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IT WOULD BE WITH ME OKAY!!!