Send moneh pee ell ess.

[The Question]

I'll write you a custom story for it. Any subject you want, but the length depends on how much you send.

ChipIn: Donation for Stories by John Castle

PM me if you sent something, what you want in your story and the email address for me to send the story to.

 

[jack]

What's this cost, you little whore?

 

[The Question]

Depends on how much story you want. 10,000 words would be about $150USD. Less words = less money. But really the whole thing's on donations anyway, so whatever ya feel like sending will determine the starting point for negotiating how long your story will be.

 

[jack]

Can it be an American Psycho type story where I have wheezie tied to a makeshift plywood pillory in her cellar?

 

[The Question]

Can it be an American Psycho type story where I have wheezie tied to a makeshift plywood pillory in her cellar?

It can be whatever kind of story you want, even that.

 

[eloisel]

If I had a cellar with a pillory, it would already be occupied.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

If I had a cellar with a pillory, it would already be occupied.

is that where MamaKitty lives? hpxd:

 

[The Question]

Now, I'm not kidding one bit. If there's a story -- any story, any subject, any theme, and I don't care how perverse -- I'll write that story for you. Of course, as has been posted, the more story you want, the more donation I would appreciate -- but I'll write it, and write it pro quality.

 

[jack]

It can be whatever kind of story you want, even that.

I'd pay if I got to titfuck her, cut off her arms, and pull her trachea out through her throat so after I popped her eyes in a jelly of fats with a bic lighter, she resembled some sort of twisted cockroach.

Seriously.

 

[eloisel]

Saint, be sure you get the money first and that it is accepted at your local bank as legal tender.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I'd pay if I got to titfuck her, cut off her arms, and pull her trachea out through her throat so after I popped her eyes in a jelly of fats with a bic lighter, she resembled some sort of twisted cockroach.

Seriously.

I believe you.

 

[The Question]

I'd pay if I got to titfuck her, cut off her arms, and pull her trachea out through her throat so after I popped her eyes in a jelly of fats with a bic lighter, she resembled some sort of twisted cockroach.

Seriously.

Then pony up the dough, Jack, and you shall have exactly the story you desire. As abhorrent as I find such fare, you'll discover that I'm well capable of providing exactly what you ask for. But please do make it worth my time and effort. You have the link; it's up yonder. Kick down a substantial donation and you shall have the (admittedly horrific) tale you describe.

 

[The Question]

Of course, I get the feeling that Jack isn't really serious about hiring me. (Now, I wonder why that might be.)

The fact is that my writing IS pro-tier. You've all seen that who have read any of the snippets I've put down here. And I'm really not kidding, I need the work. Eating > not eating, and I've been doing the latter for a few days now.

I'm not looking for charity. I have a genuinely valuable skill. I'm willing to trade my time and effort in applying that skill in barter for survival.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

could you do a historically accurate harrowing story of jews suffering in the holocaust?

 

[The Question]

could you do a historically accurate harrowing story of jews suffering in the holocaust?

Yes, I can. And when you pony up the cash, I will.

 

[Loktar]

I picked a bad time to be broke and unemployed. I'd really like to donate money for a perverse story.

 

[jack]

I can put forty bucks up. Do you dare to do the deed and start a thread?

 

[jack]

I'll do it tonight. I got good tips today ;D

 

[jack]

I'll send you the script after I pay the tab. will forty buy me this?

 

[The Question]

I can put forty bucks up. Do you dare to do the deed and start a thread?

Yep. If you want it written here, I'll write it here.