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Serenity Was Shit

Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could have loved.
 
But I DO LOVE YOU!
 
You love Cena's nips.
 
No, I think Cena is shagalicious.
 
Shame he can't throw a punch.
 
well, what I want him for doesn't need punching now does it?
 
He does if he wants to give you a Donkey Punch, now doesn't he?
 
no donkey punches for me thanks.
 
Why? They're fun!

The only thing more fun that a Donkey Punch (aside from a Dirty Sanchez, of course), is when you're fucking a fat chick and you slap her ass hard, and ride the wave of jiggly flab!
 
Slap the fat and ride the wave eh? I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut on this one.
 
Or when you make tender, sweet, caring love to a girl and hug for hours afterwads so that she thinks your eally care then in the morning obnoxiously shout "YOU WERE A GREAT FUCK!" and walk out without saying another word and never call her again.
 
had that happen, not that fun
 
Yeah, sorry about that, I thought you'd see the funny side!
 
:bigass:
 
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What' that sonny jim?
 
There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.
 
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I still don't like it. I have since seen the TV series, and although it strengthened several areas of the movie, it still sucks a length.
 
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