Serenity Was Shit

[CaptainWacky]

Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could have loved.

 

[Mandi]

But I DO LOVE YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You love Cena's nips.

 

[Mandi]

No, I think Cena is shagalicious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shame he can't throw a punch.

 

[Mandi]

well, what I want him for doesn't need punching now does it?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He does if he wants to give you a Donkey Punch, now doesn't he?

 

[Mandi]

no donkey punches for me thanks.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Why? They're fun!

The only thing more fun that a Donkey Punch (aside from a Dirty Sanchez, of course), is when you're fucking a fat chick and you slap her ass hard, and ride the wave of jiggly flab!

 

[Mandi]

Slap the fat and ride the wave eh? I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut on this one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or when you make tender, sweet, caring love to a girl and hug for hours afterwads so that she thinks your eally care then in the morning obnoxiously shout "YOU WERE A GREAT FUCK!" and walk out without saying another word and never call her again.

 

[Mandi]

had that happen, not that fun

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, sorry about that, I thought you'd see the funny side!

 

[Mandi]

:bigass:

 

[The Question]

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[Mandi]

What' that sonny jim?

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Gagh]

I still don't like it. I have since seen the TV series, and although it strengthened several areas of the movie, it still sucks a length.